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Disneyland: The Flashiest Place on Earth?

TresSugar — Wed, 06 May 2009 14:00:00 -0700

Are you the type of woman who likes to flash the cameras taking souvenir photos at theme parks? Well, you can now let your ~~freak~~ flash flag fly - at Disneyland, at least.

This week, Disney announced that it is ceasing its decade-old practice of scanning for bare breasts on the Splash Mountain, Tower of Terror, Space Mountain, and California Screamin' rides. Here's more from the happiest place on earth:

Disney confirmed Tuesday that it has reassigned employees at Disneyland and Disney's California Adventure who watched for breast-baring riders because "actual inappropriate behaviors by guests are rare."

Riders are photographed on the attractions and can then buy souvenir copies. Some have exposed their breasts in hopes that the picture would make it onto a photo preview screen at the ride's exit.

OK, now I gotta ask: Have any of you ever flashed a camera while on a theme park ride? You can comment anonymously if you're modest - though I doubt you're that modest.

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Dressed to Ill

GiggleSugar — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Disneyland: Making us look dumbass since 1955.

Thanks, College Humor

Who's Your Favorite Britney?

GiggleSugar — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:30:00 -0800

Is there a Britney in all of us? These days, it seems like everyone's vying to pick up where the pop princess left off. Since girlfriend's flub at the 2007 VMAs, countless wannabes are coming out of the woodwork. You all loved Mr. Bedroom Eyes, the piano-playing lounge singer. I'm still digging the Disneyland Fanny Pack Princess. And now there's Loco Loverboy here, who takes shameless Internet self-promotion to a whole new (cuckoo!) level. Who's your favorite poser?

Pluto Is P*ssed And Taking Names

GiggleSugar — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 07:00:00 -0700

Ten bucks that this little rascal was caught blowing spit balls at this lady (naturally) and Pluto's chasing him down to defend her honor. I love how the kid's mom gets involved. And by "involved," I'm referring to her pushing the poor pooch to the ground. Disneyland needs its own reality show.

Disneyland's Biggest Fan

GiggleSugar — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 14:00:00 -0700

Please tell me this isn't really Mainstreet, USA. If it is, we're all doomed. From the canary yellow hat/shirt combo, to the geometrical bike shorts, to the black fanny pack (will those things ever die?), to the curiously in sync sideline dancing-- it's all a bit much. And by much, I don't mean "magical."

The Adventures of Debbie Downer

GiggleSugar — Sun, 27 May 2007 01:09:49 -0700

This time, Debbie Downer goes to the happiest place on the planet, Disneyland. Will the magical kingdom have what it takes to turn Debbie's frown upside down? Or will her dry delivery of informational tidbits regarding deadly terrorist attacks, the feline AIDS epidemic, and her own fertility struggles ruin the trip for everyone? Watch and see. (And yes, even the SNL cast couldn't keep a straight face during this one!)

Someone Needs to Get a Grip

GiggleSugar — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 02:00:00 -0700

Hey Jasmine, did you catch that? Someone really, really, really loves you.

Battle For Turkey Pardon Would Make Great Reality TV

LibertySugar — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:00:23 -0800

Last night on her show, Rachel Maddow described the grueling elimination process conducted to select two lucky turkeys who receive the president's Thanksgiving pardon.

The competition begins with 13 turkeys, who then get trained to be comfortable around humans. The two turkeys with the best personalities won George W. Bush's pardon and a first-class trip to Disneyland, where they act as grand marshalls of the Thanksgiving parade and live happily ever after in Disneyland's frontier land.

As for the unlucky losers - you might meet one of the kicked-off turkeys at your local Subway. Watch Rachel break it down, and have a happy Thanksgiving!

Giggle Links

GiggleSugar — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 12:00:53 -0700

Wait, what is that potty-mouthed girl saying?! - College Humor
Seven "eccentric" geniuses who were clearly just insane. - Cracked
Ali G explains how fur coats can be an animal's ticket out of the ghetto. - Comedy.com
Eight attractions that would rule Roman Disneyland. - Best Week Ever
Crying kid is mocked by his own pet bird. - Stupid Videos
The cutthroat world of community college beauty pageants. - Holy Taco
On second thought, maybe I don't want the Verizon network. - eBaumsWorld
Ugh. This Mike & Juliet segment sets women's lib back a few decades. - Jezebel
Thank goodness for the Jenna Jameson baby collection. - Gallery of the Absurd

Swiffer Got a New Spokeswoman

GiggleSugar — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:14:00 -0700

If this doesn't make mopping the floors look like a darn good time, then I don't know what will. The shades, the neck brace, the barking insanity- it's a far cry from Disneyland, but hey, there's always air guitar! And Momma Grinch here makes an entertaining drill sergeant, no?