This two-year-old's favorite talking Elmo toy had a change of heart after getting a change of batteries. This particular toy is creepily called the "Elmo Knows Your Name" doll and can be hooked up to a computer and programmed to say certain phrases and a child's name. After getting re-juiced, this little Elmo had some choice words for his best bud James.
This cat seems less than enthused about the head piece his owner has given him. It was only a joke, but the cat's not having it. So in a dramatic display of kitty contempt, he pretends to lose all strength in his neck and muscles.
I thought people tuned into sitcom television for a lighthearted good time, but apparently not. If I didn't know that the following clip was from the popular '80s show Diff'rent Strokes then I would have mistook it for some hokey scene from an old-school Lifetime made-for-television movie. Mr. Crazy Eyes is unsettling, but Sam's almost nonchalant response to this death threat is even more disturbing.
And it's sure to be a hit! Actually, those crazy folks at This Just In think that what the world needs now is the thigh-slapping comedy of assisted suicide champ and recently-released-from-prison Dr. Kevorkian, aka Dr.
Shhh! I see dead birdies.
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Being a cab driver cannot be easy (fare beaters, drunken pukers, amorous couples), but what if some morgue workers tried to stiff you in a different way--with a real stiff? In this prank, these horrified cabbies watch as their clients try creative ways of getting a coffin--and then a corpse--into a cab. Morbid fun for everyone!
Cemetery Full, Mayor Tells Locals Not to Die
The mayor of a village in southwest France has threatened residents with severe punishment if they die because there's no room in the town's overcrowded cemetery. A fate worse than death, eh? Ba dum ching!
...Dead! (Since when do funeral homes advertise?)
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