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Forbes recently released the list of Prime Time's Top-Earning Men. Who made the cut? In order, they are: Simon Cowell, followed by Donald Trump, Ryan Seacrest, Charlie Sheen, Steve Carell, Howie Mandel, Kiefer Sutherland, Jeff Foxworthy, Hugh Laurie, and at No. 10 (a tie!) David Caruso of CSI: Miami and Patrick Dempsey. Simon Cowell at No. 1 is a no-brainer, thanks to the unstoppable machine Read more
When there's rhyme in the streets, it's time for RSI: Rhyme Scene Investigation. These folks need to head over to the nearest spoken word event, if you asked me. (I love the David Caruso Muppet, y'all, and he's just as smug as the original!) Read more
It's been a while since we've featured Jim Carrey--too long, if you asked me. Here he is breaking down what it is that makes CSI: Miami's David Caruso so darned special. Read more
David Caruso on CSI: Miami is often made fun of for his self-important bordering on self-parodying way of delivering lines. Here, we present you with seven whole minutes of his cheesiest one-liners. You probably can't endure all seven minutes, but this is pretty hilarious. Read more
