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I Totally Do This

GiggleSugar — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 08:00:00 -0700

Have you ever met someone you clicked with and imagined a future in which they understand you implicitly, bake you chocolate chip cookies just because, and are generally your perfect match? Animator Levni Yilmaz takes it one step further and follows one dude's reveries about someone across the room he hasn't even met! Kinda like when I point someone out at a party to my friend and say, "There's my future ex-husband."

What Does He Look Like?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 09:00:00 -0700

Awww. He is pretty devilishly handsome.

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How to Be the Psycho Girlfriend He'll Tell His Friends About

GiggleSugar — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 04:00:00 -0700

Take notes, cuz this woman's a pro. And be sure to watch til the end. That's when it gets good.

Flashback: The Video Guide to Successful Seduction

GiggleSugar — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 08:00:00 -0800

Having trouble picking up chicks in the woods? Are there days when a six-pack, a whip, and a gram of cocaine still don't help you get a date? This awesome video will give you some great tips for seducing that special someone so that you can awkwardly feel them up in the corner booth of a restaurant! Because we know nothing says "romantic" like public groping. (And bonus for the ladies: Show him you're comfortable with your sexuality by gyrating for him in a Melanie Griffith in Working Girl sweater dress. It's time to put away the mind for business and pull out the bod for sin. Rrrroew!)

The Solution to My Dating Woes!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 10:15:00 -0800

Forget Match.com, Nerve.com, or (my preferred method) staring at strangers on public transportation. I'm ready to try Farmer's Only, the website that matches rural folks with other rural folks (or maybe with jaded city girls?). City boys with their tight skinny jeans, esoteric music tastes, and boring cynicism are so five minutes ago. I want a hardworking, down-to-earth farmer - and now I know just where to find him! Sweet.

What's Sadder?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 04:00:00 -0800

What's sadder: That comedian Amy Borkowsky came up with the idea to raise $3 million to buy a 30-second Super Bowl ad to snag a man or that, as the folks at Deadspin put it, she fell short by about $2,993,795? I'll give you a couple more options below. (Click here to read more.)

Gettin' Chicks With Magic Tricks

GiggleSugar — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 09:00:00 -0800

Are you a dude with no game? Do ladies in fluorescent bathing suits and sparkly orange lip gloss avoid you like the plague? Well, if I were honest, I'd say this "Flirting With Magic" DVD that claims you'll have babes flocking to your side if you learn magic tricks won't change anything. But since I'm a big fat liar, I will instead suggest that we women absolutely love a man who, in place of conversation, whips out cards and top hats. (Bonus points if he's a bottle blond with a dark mustache.)

Boo Effing Hoo! She Didn't Even Get a Date!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 07:00:00 -0800

This is one of the worst experiences of this Momma's Boys contestant's life. (Starving folks and people in war torn nations are all collectively rolling their eyes.) What is it, you say? Well, you'll hear it from her like a bazillion times, but it seems that this psycho went through all this trouble to grab her 15 minutes of narcissistic fame, and she didn't even get a date. Did you hear that? Did. Not. Even. Get. A. Date. Things could have been worse, Cara. You could have broken a nail!

This Is Why I Don't Have a Facebook Page

GiggleSugar — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 10:15:00 -0800

Cuz I'd get poked by fools with Cheeto dust all over their faces who get mad that I'm not pokin' back. I'm online too much as it is!

Young Girl Talking About Herself

GiggleSugar — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 03:00:00 -0800

Before YouTube, I guess young girls just wrote in their diaries. Now? They record their most awesomest and important thoughts on webcam for all the world to see. This song teases their self-importance ("She was all, he was like, OMG, totally!") but I see it a little differently. In a few years, if they date men, they'll be doing an awful lot more listening than talking about themselves. Enjoy it now, girls!