Have you ever met someone you clicked with and imagined a future in which they understand you implicitly, bake you chocolate chip cookies just because, and are generally your perfect match? Animator Levni Yilmaz takes it one step further and follows one dude's reveries about someone across the room he hasn't even met! Kinda like when I point someone out at a party to my friend and say, "There's my future ex-husband."
Awww. He is pretty devilishly handsome.
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Take notes, cuz this woman's a pro. And be sure to watch til the end. That's when it gets good.
Having trouble picking up chicks in the woods? Are there days when a six-pack, a whip, and a gram of cocaine still don't help you get a date? This awesome video will give you some great tips for seducing that special someone so that you can awkwardly feel them up in the corner booth of a restaurant!
Forget Match.com, Nerve.com, or (my preferred method) staring at strangers on public transportation. I'm ready to try Farmer's Only, the website that matches rural folks with other rural folks (or maybe with jaded city girls?). City boys with their tight skinny jeans, esoteric music tastes, and boring cynicism are so five minutes ago.
What's sadder: That comedian Amy Borkowsky came up with the idea to raise $3 million to buy a 30-second Super Bowl ad to snag a man or that, as the folks at Deadspin put it, she fell short by about $2,993,795? I'll give you a couple more options below. (Click here to read more.)
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Are you a dude with no game? Do ladies in fluorescent bathing suits and sparkly orange lip gloss avoid you like the plague? Well, if I were honest, I'd say this "Flirting With Magic" DVD that claims you'll have babes flocking to your side if you learn magic tricks won't change anything.
This is one of the worst experiences of this Momma's Boys contestant's life. (Starving folks and people in war torn nations are all collectively rolling their eyes.) What is it, you say? Well, you'll hear it from her like a bazillion times, but it seems that this psycho went through all this trouble to grab her 15 minutes of narcissistic fame, and she didn't even get a date.
Cuz I'd get poked by fools with Cheeto dust all over their faces who get mad that I'm not pokin' back. I'm online too much as it is!
Before YouTube, I guess young girls just wrote in their diaries. Now? They record their most awesomest and important thoughts on webcam for all the world to see.