The following are the ending credits of a bicycle safety video for children. I don't know who Sam is, but I know he's got a helmet and he ain't afraid to wear it on his way home, bike or no bike. He also has a funny way of making an exit.
...And he's dancing like he's never danced before. His inspiration? The ants in his pants.
I used to look forward to the daily puppet shows on "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood." They were off the hook. Now that I'm older, I can't help but wonder about the ritualistic behavior the man demonstrated at the beginning and end of every show.
Ever wonder where people learn all those obscure moves they bust out on the dance floor, like "the lawnmower" or "the sprinkler"? Well, I think I just found the dude responsible for proliferating these dance floor disasters. He's invented a few new grooves and demonstrates them for us in the following video.
I won't have what he's having.
People get excited when they drink and hear music they like. Here's why they shouldn't get too excited. (Last dude looks like he's dancing on a buttered floor.)
As this young woman's career counselor, I can definitively say that two options are foreclosed: 1) Professional dancer and 2) Professional choreographer. Other than that, young lady, the future is all yours! And a bright one I am sure it will be.
You know how Elaine did that weird dance on Seinfeld that made you embarrassed for her? Here's a smorgasbord of doofy dancing.
Ecstasy is one hell of a drug! It seems to make people think they really can dance, dance, dance! Like Kenny Powers here from the HBO show Eastbound and Down.
I'm a sentimental person, and I have a special place in my heart for "firsts." First slow dance, first date, first French kiss, first love, and who could forget her first time having sex?
I'm sure you remember such unforgettable milestones like these too, so what about your first orgasm?