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Star Wars Dance Off

GiggleSugar — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 01:00:00 -0700

The entire time I was watching these folks in Star Wars costumes dancing to songs like "Thriller," "Footloose," and "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun," I kept thinking: reality television show. I would totally watch a reality show about Disney Hollywood Studios mascots on their days off. "This is the true story of seven costumed strangers, picked to live in a house, dance in Star Wars costumes together, and have their lives taped to find out what happens when the Chewbacca/Darth Vader/Princess Leia uniforms come off and the hot, sweaty people underneath start getting real. . ."

Break Dancing Fingers

GiggleSugar — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 07:00:00 -0700

This is why the Internet was invented, people- so you can see porn, cats, and breakdancing fingers. (The moonwalk is particularly impressive.)

Thanks, eBaum's World!!

Reggaeton Rocks!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:00:00 -0700

I love robots, dancing, and Reggaeton, and this Spanish music video has it all. Now, all I need to do is learn Spanish and learn how to bust some of these robo-babe moves, and I'm set. (I seriously need to download this to iTunes.) "El Chiki Chiki!"

Little Dude Shakes His Moneymaker

GiggleSugar — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 04:00:00 -0700

"Dance like no one's watching," eh? This cutie pie took the advice to heart and had a one dude dance party. At a crowded sporting event. On the sidelines. Directly in front of the bleachers. In the way of passersby. Where everyone could see. But who says anyone was watching?

Dancer Lacks Skirt Presence

GiggleSugar — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:00:00 -0800

This little dance star loses her skirt, again and again, but never loses her cool. Even her cootilicious partner pauses for a peek, but girlfriend maintains focus and keeps on spinning, rolling, dancing, and depantsing. She must be a big Britney fan.

Mascot Shows Off His Moves

GiggleSugar — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:30:00 -0800

You see these mascots tip-tapping around on the side of the road all the time, but this dawg has more than a few moves to unleash. Watch him shame some random dude on the side of the road during an impromptu dance-off. This gets me to wondering why dudes won't dance when we ladies do the asking, but they'll willingly get down with Sideshow Dog in broad daylight during rush-hour traffic. What am I missing?

Zombies Debut Their Dance Skillz

GiggleSugar — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:00:00 -0800

Who said all zombies are aimless wanderers? Check out these guys. They're Broadway bound and ready to shine. They're dead, they've got rhythm, and they're sporting matching jogging suits - who could ask for anything more?

Awkward Alert!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:00:00 -0800

What do you get when you cross two Yo Gabba Gabba hotshots, a presidential candidate, and the cheesiest talk show host in the biz? Watch and see. The four of them exchanging foot massages would have been less awkward than this outcome. (So is this how those hopefuls are hitting the campaign trail these days?)

Do the Zombie Dance!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 11:00:00 -0800

It's not often that a danceologist like myself discovers a new dance in the wild. But it definitely happens. Case and point: this possessed woman in the Shinjuku district of Tokyo. I think Night of the Living Dead director George Romero needs this dancing zombie in his next zombie flick! (I watched this all the way through, and I counted exactly two people who were fazed enough to stop!)

Someone Needs to Cut Down on Caffeine

GiggleSugar — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 10:00:00 -0800

This guy is doing the Extreme Caterpillar on the streets of London, in spite of the risk of being fined for it. I guess if you're devoted to your art, what's a fine?