"What part of, 'I want to be in the hot tub' do you not get?!" this little doxie seems to say. He must be from Marin.
Although I object to the usage of "wiener dog" over the more formal Dachshund (and if they could talk, these little guys with Napoleon complexes would agree with me), this Dachshund song is pretty darn cute — almost as cute as the images of the surprisingly diverse varieties of Dachshunds.
Dachshunds really are fond of sleeping on their backs, aren't they? I can't tell if this one is playing around, or if she's just having a really happy dream. (I think she's just a bad actor — a cute actor, but a bad one.)
This pup seems uncertain about what's going on here. Well, let me break it to you, buddy. You're taking a bath, and being exploited for your ridiculous cuteness for all to enjoy.
"Whatcha waitin' for? Can I hear Goodnight Moon tonight?"
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Seeing your pup longingly look up at you from inside the open jaws of an alligator ain't cute lady. It's sick. Even your dog thinks this gag is inappropriate.
Jerry Dog has an insatiable appetite for playing fetch. Again and again, in a robotic manner, he takes a tennis ball in his mouth, runs to whoever will throw it, wags his tail and waits, please, please, please, and then runs for the fetch. It's cute, but it gets old.
This little genius wants to hang out with his peeps but doesn't wanna get his chubby little short legs wet. Solution? Walk the perimeter of the pool like an acrobat, and then — "hop" — there he goes!
Rolo here doesn't do much of anything besides wag his tail and look quizzically at the camera, but when you look like him, you don't have to do much. Consider this video a Jaegermeister shot of cute. Sometimes you just don't have time to linger over a Châteauneuf du Pape glass of cute.