This dude is never talking his way out of a ticket. Thanks, College Humor! Read more

Dude was afraid the officer might make him share. . . Source Read more

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This dude was pulled over for driving under the influence and, while handcuffed, got an itch he couldn't scratch. Judging from the bounce in his "itchy nut" dance and his persistence in pleading for relief, I think he was serious. It sure took balls to ask police officers to scratch on his behalf, though. What a nut job. Read more

Speaking of Lindsay Lohan's DUI arrest, Jay Leno had some remarks to make about the guest who canceled at the last minute on him. At least she had a good reason for bailing, right? Bailing on Leno, that is. As for bailing herself out of jail, I'm not so sure we can justify that one. (Thanks, Best Week Ever!) Read more

Following in the footsteps of the news anchor who refused to report on Paris a while back, this guy doesn't want to utter the words "Lindsay Lohan" ever again. Justified? Perhaps. But I can't say I wasn't all up in her business yesterday like everyone else. The way I see it, responsible citizens need to know which drunken celebs to watch out for on the roads at night-- right?! It's a matter Read more

Drunk drivers. Once pulled over, we've seen them do a little curbside jig. We've also seen them fall face first into an impromptu make-out session with a wall. So it's about time we find a more quick and surefire way to test their sobriety without all the hassle and potential property damage. What about this method? Read more