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Kid Needs to Work on His Consonants

GiggleSugar — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:00:00 -0700

I wish I had this kid's excuse for my potty mouth. Every time an expletive flew from my pie hole, I could just say, "I'm so sorry if I offended you. I am simply unable to pronounce words properly." (I'm sure that would work like a charm.)

Cityslicker Reporter Not a Fan of Country Living

GiggleSugar — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 08:00:00 -0700

While this dude is on location and reporting on a high school tragedy, the unthinkable happens. A germy insect. Flies. Into his mouth. Gasp! And when the bug flies in, all of the mounting irritations and annoyances of the day fly out. Someone's clearly not a happy country camper. (Warning: Foul language up ahead!)

Little Girl Questions the Fairytale Ending

GiggleSugar — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:00:00 -0700

Drop Dead Fred, a wickedly immature comedy about maintaining imaginary friends into adulthood and blaming "them" for one's obscene behavior, was one of my fave movies in the early '90s - naturally. The irreverent tyke in the following scene portrays the protagonist as a young girl. Her response to her mother's lame-ass bedtime story is quite possibly the best advice any growing girl (or grown woman) could ever hear. Listen. Very. Carefully.

Why You Shouldn't Be a Telemarketer: Reason #439

GiggleSugar — Fri, 09 May 2008 07:00:00 -0700

I'm sure this British Telecom telemarketer was accustomed to getting hung up on or yelled at by irritated customers, but nothing could have prepared him for the ranting and cussing and sheer volume outta the next customer on his list of peeps to call. My unsolicited advice? This customer needs to calm the f*ck down, watch this simple instructional vid, and save himself a heart attack. And this telemarketer needs to not be a telemarketer. (Warning: Extremely NSFW language.)

Say What?!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:00:00 -0700

But do they taste as bitter as f*cking advertised?

Thanks, eBaum's World!

Smartass Kitty Won't Get a Move On. . .

GiggleSugar — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:00:00 -0800

I think we just found the counterpart to this lazy bum. A whole night of partying left both of them in a sluggish morning funk. But the cat below ain't gonna let a wake-up call get in the way of his hangover. No sirree, bird. And he has a few choice words for the dude who dared to wake him. . .

Book of the Day: The No Cussing Club

GiggleSugar — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 11:00:00 -0800

Meet McKay Hatch. At 14 years old, the most "cyberbullied kid in the world" (this is your brand, kid, really?) decided he was going to get his friends - nay, the world! - to stop cussing. (You know this is all in the service of getting into Harvard, or Bob Jones University.) But I have two observations, McKay. One, I've been cussing since I was able to walk, and I don't plan on stopping anytime soon. (The English language would be poorer without cuss words!) And two, with a name like McKay Hatch, you should be out stirring up trouble and writing crazy poetry. Just a thought. Check out the gallery below to see the amazing products the No Cussing website sells as well as to see some of its illustrious members.

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What's Your Favorite Corny Cuss Word?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:30:00 -0700

I have a pretty foul mouth for a lady, but nothing's more satisfying than letting out a really corny cuss word. I asked everyone in the office to come up with their faves, and this is an edited list. (About 25 words didn't make it.) Who knew there were so many corny ways to say "F*CK!"

Watch Your Tongue! California Town Goes Swear-Free

CitizenSugar — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:00:06 -0800

The language in South Pasadena is G-rated this week. The town has declared the first week of March "No Cussing Week," so blue language better watch out. There aren't any punishments for flinging a choice four-letters, other than a little community shaming from the residents and the enthusiastic mayor. Mayor Michael Cacciotti said, "one of the purposes of this . . . it provides us a reminder to be more civil, to elevate the level of discourse."

The brains behind the story? A 14-year-old high school student who's also the founder of his school's No Cussing Club. He believes that people might have a higher quality-of-life and that there might be less violence if people behaved better, saying "you have to start with the little things." Well, s$%*!

The proclamation will be in effect until Friday, and then the first week of every March hereafter.

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She Said It, We Didn't

GiggleSugar — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Kelly Osbourne reported that "douchebag" is her favorite curse word.

Oh, Kelly. Douchebags are curses, but is the word douchebag itself a curse? Not so much. In fact, "douchebag" should be used as often as necessary, i.e. a lot.

Here's the vid with Kelly's response. She's one of many celebrities who were asked by Britain's Channel 4 to reveal their fave cuss words. Warning: This vid is NSFW. Unlike Kelly, most celebs picked the naughtiest of the nastiest words out there. Prepare your sensibilities.

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