I wish I had this kid's excuse for my potty mouth. Every time an expletive flew from my pie hole, I could just say, "I'm so sorry if I offended you. I am simply unable to pronounce words properly."
While this dude is on location and reporting on a high school tragedy, the unthinkable happens. A germy insect. Flies.
Drop Dead Fred, a wickedly immature comedy about maintaining imaginary friends into adulthood and blaming "them" for one's obscene behavior, was one of my fave movies in the early '90s — naturally. The irreverent tyke in the following scene portrays the protagonist as a young girl. Her response to her mother's lame-ass bedtime story is quite possibly the best advice any growing girl (or grown woman) could ever hear.
I'm sure this British Telecom telemarketer was accustomed to getting hung up on or yelled at by irritated customers, but nothing could have prepared him for the ranting and cussing and sheer volume outta the next customer on his list of peeps to call. My unsolicited advice? This customer needs to calm the f*ck down, watch this simple instructional vid, and save himself a heart attack.
But do they taste as bitter as f*cking advertised?
Thanks, eBaum's World!
I think we just found the counterpart to this lazy bum. A whole night of partying left both of them in a sluggish morning funk. But the cat below ain't gonna let a wake-up call get in the way of his hangover.
Meet McKay Hatch. At 14 years old, the most "cyberbullied kid in the world" (this is your brand, kid, really?) decided he was going to get his friends — nay, the world! — to stop cussing.
I have a pretty foul mouth for a lady, but nothing's more satisfying than letting out a really corny cuss word. I asked everyone in the office to come up with their faves, and this is an edited list. (About 25 words didn't make it.) Who knew there were so many corny ways to say "F*CK!"
The language in South Pasadena is G-rated this week. The town has declared the first week of March "No Cussing Week," so blue language better watch out. There aren't any punishments for flinging a choice four-letters, other than a little community shaming from the residents and the enthusiastic mayor.
Kelly Osbourne reported that "douchebag" is her favorite curse word.
Oh, Kelly. Douchebags are curses, but is the word douchebag itself a curse?