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What's Tackier?

GiggleSugar — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 10:25:14 -0700

It's hard to believe that there's been a dearth of tacky things for me to ask you guys about, but it's true. Until today. I ran into a link featuring pictures of celebrity tattoos, and holy guacamole are these things tacky. The question is - what's tackier?

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If You Had To...

GiggleSugar — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 04:00:00 -0800

It's If You Had To... Douches Wild edition! On your left, Mystery, the pickup artist who turns nice guys into douches on VH1's The Pickup Artist. On your right, good ol' Criss Angel. They have so much in common! They both wear lame hats, and they both perform tricks! So, you have to share bottle service at Tao in Vegas with one of these dudes. Who would you go out with (and make out with), if you had to...

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Criss Angel Turns 8-Year-Old Girl Into 20-Year-Old

GiggleSugar — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 06:00:00 -0800

The illusionist (how's that different from a magician again?) Criss Angel performs some trick so that it looks like a child turns into a 20-year-old. I'm actually not all that interested in this trick. (She's standing on a table, I'm sure something's going on under the table we don't know about.) Instead, I was too busy being unsettled by his approaching an 8-year-old child and turning her into a barely legal adult, especially when he asks her mother, "Can I try something with your daughter?" Ewww. Great choice of words.

It Won't Magically Disappear, Sweetheart. . .

GiggleSugar — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 07:00:00 -0800

This chick has Criss Angel lurking over her shoulder 24/7- is she out of her mind?! Freak.

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Twin Peeps

GiggleSugar — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:38:54 -0700

Magician Criss Angel and Red Hot Chili Peppers frontman Anthony Kiedis.

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Criss Angel: Mindfreak, or Just Freak?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 01:00:00 -0700

Look, I know that melodramatic Criss Angel and David Blaine are talented magicians, but their self-hype borders on self-parody. That's why a parody like this one is hardly necessary but welcome nevertheless. Presenting: Criss Angel, as you've unfortunately seen him a bazillion times before.

The Results Are In: Your Pick For Biggest Celebrity Douchebag of 2008

GiggleSugar — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 04:00:00 -0800

In what may have been 2008's most predictable race - more predictable, even, than Javier Bardem's Oscar for No Country For Old Men - the results are in for this year's biggest celebrity douchebag poll. The winner, by a stunning margin, is The Hills' Spencer Pratt.

It's nearly impossible to find a photo of Spencer without Heidi. And sadly, this douchebachelor is officially off the market (or not?). Second place, with a still respectable 104 votes, is Criss Angel. Stay tuned for the rest of our Best of 2008 coverage.

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Introducing: Mime Freak

GiggleSugar — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:00:00 -0700

A long time ago I had a roommate who was in a heavy metal band. He sold pizza during the day, lived in a closet-sized room, and rocked out at night. He was trying to come up with inspiration for their show one weekend, and I casually suggested, "Put a mime on stage who's totally serious." He did, it was a hit, and I'm glad to see that the whole mime + rock music thing is now standard. (Mimes are cooler than clowns, dontcha think? And this one is way cooler than that clown Criss Angel.)