Another Dumb Criminal


Updated 08/31/07 10:19 AM · Posted by · 1 comment

Another Dumb Criminal

While most criminals want the money in the cash register, the following dumbass broke into a store for the fat wad of cash stuffed in the employee tip jar. She also spilled the money all over the counter and then hurled herself into a glass door. So much for an escape plan. Read more

Prison Break: Dumbass Edition


Updated 07/17/07 10:00 PM · Posted by · 4 comments

Prison Break: Dumbass Edition

Three criminals made a mad dash for freedom while in transit to prison. Although chained to each other, they thought they could outrun the police officers guarding them-- no problem. Their plan just might have worked, if it weren't for that damn stationary pole in front of them. Who could have seen that thing coming? Read more

Tower Heist: A Convoluted Caper


Updated 11/04/11 3:05 AM · Posted by · 0 comments

Tower Heist Movie Review

What would Robin Hood do if he hit Wall Street? Tower Heist gives us an inkling with Josh Kovacs (Ben Stiller), the general manager of a luxury New York apartment complex. Josh rounds up the building's not-quite-merry employees to rob penthouse resident Arthur Shaw, after discovering the mogul has squandered the staff's savings in a Ponzi scheme. The ragtag group offers plenty of laughs along the Read more

Super: A Major Misnomer of a Movie Title


Updated 10/15/11 8:47 AM · Posted by · 5 comments

Super Movie Review Starring Rainn Wilson and Ellen Page

In Super, Rainn Wilson dons a costume to play a different kind of social avenger: one without any powers, strength, or special talents. Wilson plays Frank, a downtrodden diner cook whose spouse (Liv Tyler) has recently left him. He has an enlightening spiritual experience that compels him to suit up as "The Crimson Bolt," and run around his town fighting crime with nothing but a disguise, the Read more

The Lincoln Lawyer: Hop In


Updated 03/18/11 10:36 AM · Posted by · 0 comments

The Lincoln Lawyer Movie Review, Starring Matthew McConaughey, Ryan Phillippe, and Marisa Tomei

After films like Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, Surfer Dude, and Fool's Gold, Matthew McConaughey hasn't exactly had the best track record as of late. So can a movie about a money-grubbing lawyer with a license plate that reads "NTGUILTY" actually be the way to break his pattern of bad movies? The answer is yes: The Lincoln Lawyer is an entertaining thriller that does more than put the actor's charm Read more