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News to Amuse

GiggleSugar — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:00:00 -0700

The events reported in the police report section of the newspaper are sometimes so outlandish, you'd think they were pulled straight out of a Seinfeld episode. Take the sitch described above, for example. Parents were up in arms about the creepy perv watching their kiddies' every move from a window all day every day - only to discover that their "perv" was a cardboard cutout of the Terminator. What part of "I'll be back" did they not understand? For more funny news clippings, click here.

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Have No Fear: Captain Obvious Is on the Case

GiggleSugar — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:00:00 -0700

When a giant hole in the wall appeared out of nowhere, the town had a good idea who their suspect was. For more pics of the crime scene in question, click here.

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Thanks, eBaum's World!

Dumbass of the Day

GiggleSugar — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:30:00 -0700

Some dude decided to rob a liquor store, but encountered one problem: he had no weapon. So Desperado improvised by grabbing a palm frond and holding it in the air like a spear. The video surveillance footage below also shows him waving the frond around and pounding it on the counter while demanding $50 from the clerk. Did our dumbass get his money? Let's just say the "super-scary" leaf in his hand fooled no one . . .

Dumbass of the Day: Nude Dude Robs a Mini-Mart

GiggleSugar — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:00:00 -0700

When the going gets bored, the bored get . . . naked? Carl Wagner reported that he grew bored one day, so he thought to liven things up by stripping down and robbing a local minimart. Naturally. To be fair, he wasn't fully nude; boyfriend had the decency to wear a hat. A bad hair day is a terrible thing to show off, unlike a compulsive fetish for flashing . . . (Thanks, eBaum's World!)

Dumbass of the Day

GiggleSugar — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 07:00:00 -0800

Dude was afraid the officer might make him share. . .

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Dumbass of the Day

GiggleSugar — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 04:00:00 -0800

If the cop kept his eyes open the entire time, then he technically cheated. Do over!

Thanks, College Humor!

Headline of the Day

GiggleSugar — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 11:30:00 -0800

Conn. Teacher Calls Police Over Impromptu Karaoke

A schoolteacher was working after hours and thought she was the last person in the building. Imagine her surprise when she heard, "You're in the jungle baby. You're gonna die!" over the loudspeaker. Not much of a Guns n' Roses fan, she took the death threat seriously. Six troopers and three police dogs later, they all discovered that the school custodian was having a karaoke moment with a couple of buddies - just partying like rock stars, you know? To read more, click here.

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Batman: Up to No Good Again

GiggleSugar — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 07:00:00 -0800

The last time we caught up with Batman, he was throwing punches at some random dude on Hollywood Boulevard while waiting for the cops to show up. Here he is again getting arrested over a porta-potty dispute in the same location. I guess superheroes have needs too, but couldn't it have waited, Batman? And also, get the hell out of Hollywood. It's no good for you.

Dude Passes Gas Then Fires Weapon

GiggleSugar — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 01:00:00 -0800

They're calling it the "flatulence fallout" cuz the man behind the gun pulled the trigger after getting teased for passing gas. Thankfully, no one was hurt- except for the gunman and his ego. I'd say the news team took a hit too, for covering such a redonkulous story.

Headline Of The Day

GiggleSugar — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 00:02:00 -0700

Daft Burglar Writes Name On Wall

Criminals must be really hard-up for attention these days. An 18-year-old dumbass vandalized a children's campsite, of all places, and made sure to "represent" in black magic marker before fleeing the scene. He got the recognition he wanted, of course, along with a fat punishment to reward all his hard work. To read more, click here.