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The Best Deal in Town!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 29 May 2008 04:00:00 -0700

The cursive font adds a little class to the joint, no?

Dog Has A Sh*tty Runway Walk

GiggleSugar — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 02:00:00 -0700

A house dog is trained to think of one thing and one thing only when his owner pulls out the leash for a walk. So then, why wouldn't a pup get the same idea when a model leashes it up to take it for a stroll down the runway? You can't blame the dog in the following clip for taking care of business. Consider it his way of keeping things "fresh" on the runway.

A Fly-By Crapping!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 25 May 2007 10:00:00 -0700

A little birdie told me about this one. Look closely at President Bush's left arm and you'll find a less than heavenly surprise fall from the sky above. Some might consider it good fortune. Others might call it a crappy day. I just think it's funny.

Souvenirs Just Got Crappier

GiggleSugar — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 13:00:00 -0800

Buyer Beware! As if souvenirs weren't cheap enough, the folks at a Thai zoo have devised a way to make their gift shop inventory even more undesirable. The zoo is recycling panda dung to make "panda excrement paper," used to produce souvenir fans, greeting cards, key chains, and book marks. Resourceful, yes...but let's cut the crap: it's a an idea that needs to be flushed. Bottom line.

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New Jersey Grandmother Cleans Up at Craps Table

TresSugar — Tue, 26 May 2009 11:15:00 -0700

I'm not sure the best way to sail into your golden years is by kicking ass and taking names gambling at casinos, but it sure beats knitting by the fire while sitting in a rocking chair!

Just ask New Jersey grandmother Patricia DeMauro. At Atlantic City's Borgata hotel and casino, DeMauro recently ruled the craps table for four hours straight despite the mathematical odds that say a "7" is going to show up every six rolls of the dice.

Not impressed? Well, take Dom "The Dominator" LoRiggio's word for it. The craps king said that her performance (only her second time playing craps) was "unbelievable" and the equivalent of shooting 500 free throws without missing a shot.

DeMauro wouldn't disclose how much she made, but I bet her win - supplemented by $100 black chips given to her as tips by a few high rollers - may fund another trip, hopefully this time for a relaxing, nongambling vacation.

Sunday Confessional: She Has Post-Wedding Blues

TresSugar — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 03:00:00 -0800

We're scouring the juicy (but anonymous!) secrets posted on Truu Confessions and letting you weigh in. This week, a confessor admits that she's sad her wedding is over. She says:

"I have post-wedding blues. Not because I really want to keep planning a wedding and crap like that, but because now it's gone. That is one more thing checked off the list, and that means I am getting older. I wanted to be his wife. I didn't want to feel like I had nothing left to look forward to."

Do you think this is a big deal?

Bird Craps Into Reporter's Mouth: Advertising Genius!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 14:00:00 -0800

By now, we've all seen the vid of a bird taking a surprise crap on a reporter in the middle of a live news broadcast. It was the talk of the net last week, but there's a new development in the story. Was this really the accident it seemed to be, or was it the work of a couple of marketing gurus? The makers of "Frumondah soda" are taking all the cred for this "real fake thing that sells a real product," and they have the full commercial to prove it.

Bus Shelters to Milwaukee Teens: Pregnancy Stinks

TresSugar — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 07:00:00 -0700

It’s back to school for teens all across the nation. In Milwaukee, they’re taking this opportunity to make bus shelters bear the awful truth to teenagers: teen pregnancy stinks. How exactly? By featuring the image of a pair of huge, feces-stained diapers that claim to be scratch and sniff.

Actually, it’s only teen pregnancy that stinks, as the fine print will tell you:

This doesn’t really stink. But the consequences of teen pregnancy sure do. And this is just part of the ugly mess you’d be getting yourself into. Get the facts at babycanwait.com.

I wonder if the people who get close enough to read the writing are disappointed they don't get to smell crap? If you want to see what it looks like up close, read more.

6 Bathroom Stall Scribbles Worth Repeating

TresSugar — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 07:00:00 -0700

Inspired by the wealth of random bathroom graffiti on Flickr, I invited you all to share some of the best writing on the stall you've spotted. Some are clever, some are just plain random, but they all made me laugh out loud. Here are six of my faves.

My co-worker was in an airport stall when she saw the words "Toy Story 2 was okay." Just randomly written on the wall! - Spiderlove
On a stall in the women's restroom . . . "Oh crap, I thought this was the men's room!" - Hottpink
At Gold Dust Saloon in Union Square SF there was randomly, "Two Tall Black Girls Were Here," No exclamation point or anything, i thought that was pretty funny - PirateKitty
"Hahaha I f*cked ur dad!" "Go home mom you're drunk." - Proletariat

Click here to see my absolute favorite two.

Ruh Roh!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 07:00:00 -0800

A reporter's thankless job sends him into a stable full of cows where he's placed in front of a desk as well as "the business end of a cow," as his correspondent far removed from the stable so colorfully puts it. And what do you know! As if on cue, the cow does what cows do with their business ends. Good times.