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Flashback: Condiments on the Newlywed Game

GiggleSugar — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 07:48:00 -0700

Whenever I watch old clips from The Newlywed Game, I find myself wondering how anyone could ever know so many mundane details about her spouse. I mean, even if you've been married for 40 years, do you really know your husband's favorite crustacean? Then there are the easy questions like, "What's your husband's favorite condiment?" - easy, that is, if you know what the word "condiment" means.

The Newlywed Game: The "Condiment" Conundrum

GiggleSugar — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:00:00 -0700

The question was, "What will your husband say is his favorite condiment?" It's a simple question - if you know what a condiment is. Say what? These brides never heard the word before, but our gals did what they had to do in the event of a vocab emergency. They guessed . . .

WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 11:07:00 -0800

For the entire month of February, Michael J. Nelson will eat nothing but bacon. You could say doing it to defend bacon’s honor, because some people Bacon Man knows said you couldn’t eat too much of it and live. Will Canadian bacon be on the menu? No, says the purist. Not pork chops, turkey bacon, or condiments. All I can say is, having lived with a woman whose boyfriend was a pork aficionado - make sure you’re nowhere near this guy’s bathroom during this month. He may survive the bacon fest, you will not survive the stench. Click here to read more about this guy's insanely unhealthy plans.

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What Would Your Requests Be?

DearSugar — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:00:00 -0800

Celebrities have been known to have some pretty outlandish requests. It's been rumored that Jennifer Lopez demands that her dressing room be filled with everything white - white walls, white drapes, white sofas, white flowers, and white Diptyque candles. For Christiana Aguilera, it's been said that she requests Flintstones vitamins. It's Froot Loops, Captain Crunch, and Pop Tarts for Britney Spears; a jar of pickle relish and a "ubiquitous deli platter with appropriate condiments" for Ashlee Simpson and just yesterday, Britney Murphy's hubby demanded a specially prepared peanut butter and jelly sandwich every hour on the set of her new movie.

Since these celebrities are the bosses, their demands are met but ladies, if you could make requests such as these while you're hard at work, what would you request?

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Headline of the Day

GiggleSugar — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 10:28:05 -0700

Fairboard May Banish Erotic Corndog Eating Contest

It's a sad day for Iowans. The Des Moines Fair Board is considering banning the Erotic Corndog Eating Contest organized annually by a local radio station. Its mostly female contestants were encouraged to get jiggy with a corndog, condiments optional, mayonnaise encouraged. To read more about about this salacious contest, click here.

Bumper Sticker Humor

GiggleSugar — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 16:00:00 -0700

There's no avoiding bumper stickers-- they're everywhere. Sometimes boastful, sometimes cheesy, sometimes political, sometimes downright offensive, and other times...they're hilarious! So for a good humor rush, read on:

Just say NO to negativity.
I thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure.
Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean (against doors, tables, walls).
I feel better after I wine a little.
I'm still a hot babe, but now it comes in flashes.
If it's not one thing, it's your mother.
Never believe generalizations.
What would Ashton do?
Jesus loves you. But I'm his favorite.
Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.
On the journey of life, I choose the psycho path.
To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.
Rehab is for quitters.
Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them.
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute?
Without ME, it's just AWESO.
Driver carries no cash. He's married.

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A Phony (But Funny!) iPhone Ad

GiggleSugar — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:24:45 -0800

The revolutionary iPhone was introduced to us last week at Macworld. It's been said to equip users with some of the most innovative technology out there, but a few of its lesser known capabilities make it a steal of a deal. From giving those hot dogs a little condiment love to deciphering the sex of your unborn child- the iPhone does it all. And to be competitive, it even drops your calls like a regular cell phone would! Thanks, iPhone.