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Noooooooo! It's Evil Mr. Rogers

GiggleSugar — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 10:00:00 -0700

The "nice guy" sweaters. The steely gaze. The land of make-believe right in the middle of his bachelor pad. I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you guys, but this is the dark side of the beloved Mr. Rogers. Be very, very afraid.

He Should Win a Prize For This

GiggleSugar — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:00:00 -0700

I don't care what they say, being a clown is all fun and games.

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Thirsty Clown Urinal

GiggleSugar — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:30:00 -0800

Peeing is now a novelty act! Our innovative friends in Japan made an arcade game out of a simple visit to the urinal. A dude stands and pees into the mouth of a moving clown while creepy circus music plays along- for atmosphere, I suppose. All "eww!" aside, this just ain't practical. Men have a terrible time keeping aim and staying on target when the loo is stationary, so this is asking for a mess. . .but I guess that's the point of the game.

You've Gotta Be Clowning Me, Right?

GiggleSugar — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 00:02:00 -0800

They ordered Blue's Clues. They got this.

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Clowns: Creepy in All Languages

GiggleSugar — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:00:00 -0800

You can call him Pierrot, but he's still effin scary.

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Party Time!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 14:30:00 -0700

It's not truly a good time until the fun clown arrives.

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Suspicious Van of the Day

GiggleSugar — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:00:00 -0700

I doubt this will be a regular feature here, but it is on this awesome website GorillaMask found: Suspicious Vans. We see them all the time, lurking, needing a wash, and, as in this picture, being driven by a clown. Van + Clown = Suspicion Overload.

Send in the Clowns!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:00:00 -0800

Coulrophobia: An overwhelming fear of clowns. This lady: She's got it - bad. In this heart-stopping clip, Chris, a woman with a crippling fear of clowns, stares down her nemesis in the most dramatic video you'll see all day, possibly the most dramatic video you will see in your lifetime. With an all-star cast including The Psychologist, Mr. Giggles (the man who is at once her tormenter and her savior), and Parsley, the loyal, wisecracking sidekick who will see her through to the end - Operation Send in the Clowns is not a video you will soon forget. (To see if Chris is truly cured, though, we should send in this clown and see what happens.)

Click here to see the unedited video.

Flashback: Captain Creepmeister McDonald

GiggleSugar — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:00:00 -0800

Is it just me, or did this vintage McDonald's ad send children a questionable message? Something like, "Hey kids, don't talk or accept gifts from strangers, unless those strangers push food on you and identify themselves as Ronald McDonald!" And then all the little kiddies skip off into the sunset with potentially deranged impostors . . .

Clown Ruins Birthday Party

GiggleSugar — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 01:00:00 -0700

I've always considered clowns very sad, if not scary, creatures. So I'm not surprised these kids had this reaction when the "life of the party" invited herself and her gang of balloons into their bounce house. Who hired this rag doll anyway? (Pay extra close attention at 1:01. Some kid's escape didn't go as planned.)