Peeing is now a novelty act! Our innovative friends in Japan made an arcade game out of a simple visit to the urinal. A dude stands and pees into the mouth of a moving clown while creepy circus music plays along— for atmosphere, I suppose.
They ordered Blue's Clues. They got this.
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This Clown Is...
On his way back to a child's birthday party after a cigarette break.
Posing for an oil-on-velvet portrait to be displayed soon in a depressing-yet-hip dive bar near you.
I will never blow a bubble ever again.
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I don't care what they say, being a clown is all fun and games.
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Coulrophobia: An overwhelming fear of clowns. This lady: She's got it — bad. In this heart-stopping clip, Chris, a woman with a crippling fear of clowns, stares down her nemesis in the most dramatic video you'll see all day, possibly the most dramatic video you will see in your lifetime.
The Happy Family Clown Group recently fled Iraq after two of its members were senselessly murdered. Unsure of why they were targeted, the three remaining clowns sought exile in Syria, a country that receives 1,000 Iraqis refugees each day.
The Iraqi clowns registered with the United Nation's refugee agency (UNHCR).
I know these clowns are well-intentioned, but if "clowns are scary" is a cliché, why on earth would a gaggle of clowns in front of easily-startled elderly folks with heart conditions be a good idea? And has any phrase struck more terror in your heart than "outnumbered by clowns"?! ACK!
This woman takes her distaste of clowns to the extreme. The mere presence of Mr. Giggles makes her burst into tears and nearly hyperventilate. As we've seen before, she's not alone.