Poor Rush Limbaugh. The Democrats are anointing him the true leader of the Republican Party, opening him to ridicule from the left and repudiation from the right. So this dude stepped in to save the frail and demure flower that is Rush, borrowing a page from Chris Crocker's impassioned and hysterical plea for us to "Leave Britney alone!" I wonder if it will work. Read more

Hillary Clinton is the new. . . Britney Spears? According to this homage to the weirdly famous "Leave Britney Alone!" video, yes. This brand new vid is not without its share of fair points, but I'm starting a fund to get the young man some teleprompter lessons. Let 'er rip! Imitation is the sincerest form of too much time on one's hands? I have to say I missed the tears and the eyeliner of the Read more

The boys produce a viral vid and want to cash in on their success, so they report to a governmental office (which doesn't exist in the real world) to collect their pay. Of course, every Internet superstah we've ever ridiculed and enjoyed is up in that joint, waiting to be compensated for the humiliation and exploitation that comes with virtual fame. Tay Zonday and his big chocolate ego won't shut Read more

What would happen if the worlds of our favorite viral-video stars were to collide and collapse into one? Entertaining chaos, that's what. I personally believe that all Americans should continue quoting Miss Teen South Carolina and the taser bro, only after throwing white sheets over their heads and crying alone in a corner for a few hours. Y'all with me? Read more

Bella posted a picture of internet celeb Chris Crocker with a full face of makeup. Audreystar was inspired to suggest he looked like Jenny McCarthy. I concur. Thoughts? Source & Source read more Read more

Yeah, not really. But if he did, it would sound like this. (For all you C.C. haters, at least he's defending a kind of sympathetic character, right?) Click here to see my fave CC vid.  read more Read more

I know I have to justify my continued coverage of Chris Crocker--so here's the rationale. Unlike Paris and Nicole, two people who have done virtually nothing to get fame, girlfriend here has been working his well-toned buns off to get media attention. Call him a ho, if you must, but it's the American way. Unless you live in the United States of Britney, as CC does...(BTW, CC is looking even more Read more

Internet whiner Chris Crocker and pop music whiner Avril Lavigne. Interesting that polarizing figures look the same. Source read more Read more