Poor Rush Limbaugh. The Democrats are anointing him the true leader of the Republican Party, opening him to ridicule from the left and repudiation from the right. So this dude stepped in to save the frail and demure flower that is Rush, borrowing a page from Chris Crocker's impassioned and hysterical plea for us to "Leave Britney alone!"
Hillary Clinton is the new. . .
What would happen if the worlds of our favorite viral-video stars were to collide and collapse into one? Entertaining chaos, that's what. I personally believe that all Americans should continue quoting Miss Teen South Carolina and the taser bro, only after throwing white sheets over their heads and crying alone in a corner for a few hours.
Britney defender Chris Crocker may annoy you or he may delight you— either way, he's here, and he's rocking a blond bombshell look. We did a Twin Peeps of him with both Jenny McCarthy and Avril Lavigne, but then others chimed in and said he looks like Heidi Montag. Who does he most resemble?
Bella posted a picture of internet celeb Chris Crocker with a full face of makeup. Audreystar was inspired to suggest he looked like Jenny McCarthy. I concur.
Yeah, not really. But if he did, it would sound like this. (For all you C.C.
I know I have to justify my continued coverage of Chris Crocker--so here's the rationale. Unlike Paris and Nicole, two people who have done virtually nothing to get fame, girlfriend here has been working his well-toned buns off to get media attention. Call him a ho, if you must, but it's the American way.
Internet whiner Chris Crocker and pop music whiner Avril Lavigne. Interesting that polarizing figures look the same.
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Chris is a little crocked, no doubt about it, but he's starting to grow on me. Any guy who says that PMS stands for "permanently mentally stable" and invites women everywhere to complain every day is a friend of mine. Now I know why he was defending Britney against her detractors.