Without you we might never get to experience such wonders as a chimp wearing overalls riding a Segway. I love how the chimp takes off on his wheels faster than a restless teenager with a learner's permit. It's five minutes of the same chimpy antics, so watch until you've had your fill.
We've encountered Old McChimpanzee before. He's the overall-clad little guy who got punk'd by a couple of heartless bastards a few months back. But it's his turn to show everyone who's boss now.
This dude's pet chimp (I want one!) knows how to get his attention when need be. The chimp beats him down and makes sweet music — belly bongo, anyone? I can't think of anything cuter than watching a baby chimp slam his hand on someone's bare gut repeatedly.
If it feels like you're losing more and more of your mind as you get older — you probably are.
Have we run out of people to punk?! All this chimp wants is a decent meal and that's exactly what he gets, served up with a little snake on the side. The snake's a fake, but our chimp's reaction is real.
Mali the pygmy chimp is a newbie at the San Diego Zoo. Although he was born last month, he seems to have already mastered the art of hamming it up for the camera. That pouty pucker, coupled with those hot pink lips (is he wearing Nars Schiap?!), makes Mali quite the Casanova.
I love that this cute chimp has a fake smile. Now that's a sign he's truly evolved!
Doesn't this constitute animal abuse?
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I think we may have just hit the jackpot for interspecies lovin'. Due to some hurricane aftermath, two teeny tigers had to be separated from their mother, but Anjana the chimp was more than happy to babysit. It actually sounds like the plot of a cheeseball Disney movie.
I'm kinda obsessed with the Ashton-Drake gallery, purveyors of lifelike dolls and . . .