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Flashback: Rapping Chicken McNuggets

GiggleSugar — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:00:00 -0700

I don't know whether to be amused or terrified by these rapping Chicken McNuggets. Well, honestly, MC Ronald is the truly terrifying one. I must confess I actually find these little guys kinda cute. At least they have adorable hairdos and accessories. Ronald's just his creepy clown self, only with lame moves.

Giggle Links

GiggleSugar — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 12:00:00 -0700

Is it just me, or is Metallica losing its edge? - Holy Taco
A rare sighting indeed: Crazy Cat Man! - I Can Has Cheezburger
Christian the Lion: coming to a theater near you! - Gawker
Oh, Liz Phair. What has become of you?! - Videogum
I'm beginning to think Segways are to be ridden only when drunk. - Stupid Videos
For those who can't handle the rigors of in-person clown school, there's Internet Clown School! Wheee! - Clown School
Lassie: the dark side. - Eat Liver
Give me a freaking break! Usain Bolt ate Chicken McNuggets on his Olympic day of glory? I choose not to believe. - Copyranter

Dish! Help Us Finish This McDonald's Blog!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 07:00:00 -0700

This is one of the worst ideas I've heard in a long time: McDonald's is encouraging its workers to blog. (Cuz they have soooo much time during their busy, minimum wage-earning days to help McD's brand themselves as the caring fast food joint.) In any case, BellaSugar and I had some fun today imagining what a McDonald's blog would sound like. After you read some of our McMusings, add your own McBlog in the comments below!

3/10/08. 9:38 pm. Today I fried 4,000 Chicken McNuggets, 50 more than my Nugget-per-shift quota. This has made me eligible for a free bathroom break per shift!!! I am BEYOND excited. If all continues on this trajectory, I may get a 20 cent/hour raise in six months and/or maybe - just maybe -I will be promoted from grill de-greaser to coveted hashbrown grease trap cleaner. Honestly, though, if one more person asks me for a ~~coffee stirrer~~ coke spoon, I'm gonna lose it. We haven't had those in years, people!! And no, I don't have time to get you extra Horsey sauce (Arby's, FYI!) - I gotta write this damn blog!

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