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Chicken Band Names: Real or Fake?
We all understand the importance of good band names, but can you tell which ones are real or fake? What if the bands in question all have "chicken" in their names? Check your musical chicken knowledge and tell me if these band names are real or fake.
Union Trades Labor Day For Muslim Holiday at Tyson Factory
Union workers at a Tennessee Tyson Food poultry factory will not get paid to barbecue chicken this Labor Day. A new five-year contract makes a paid holiday substitution, trading Labor Day for the Muslim holiday Eid al-Fitr. Instead of marking the end of summer, the employees will mark the end of Ramadan.
He Clucks Hard for the Money
The clawed footwear is a bit much, but he's too chicken to complain to management.
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Do You Know Your Chicken?
When I stumbled upon this vid, I initially thought I was watching a sitcom, then a music vid, then an advertisement, and finally, I concluded that I really didn't give an eff. This trip is worth taking regardless! To hell with knowing ourselves, it's all about knowing our oversized, trumpet-tooting, robot-dancing, anthropomorphic chickens.
Guinea Pig Phone?
This is one of the most ridiculous masterpieces I've seen on the net. But I wouldn't mind toting around a guinea pig phone for a change; I'd take a call from a furball any day. Although Verizon's "Can you tickle me now?"
On Maury: Chickenphobia!
Maury has officially cornered the market on publicly torturing humiliating "helping" people who live with crippling phobias. From cottonphobia, to picklephobia, to peachphobia, to balloonphobia, Maury's covered it. He's now found a woman who's chicken when it comes to chickens, so what unlicensed therapeutic move does Maury use to help?
WTF?!
Shhh! I see dead birdies.
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I Need This Guy
I have insomnia, and sometimes Sleepy Time tea and Quaaludes just don't do the trick. It would be nice to have this fella here come over and put me to sleep in the gentle and weird way he does to this chicken. This is an odd post, isn't it?
The Eagle Of All Commercials Has Landed
- Q: Why did the eagle cross the road?
- A: To enter your personal space, speak in herbonics, and lay an egg that will hatch to reveal a nifty spreadsheet of cheap insurance quotes. Of course.
Ninja...Not So Much
This karate kid is no chicken, except when he's up against...a chicken.
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