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Charmin Thinks Ass Hygiene Is the Sh*t
Have the toilet-paper people run out of crap to talk about? For a long time, the buzz was about how "soft" various brands were, followed by the exciting "double-roll" sitch, and now . .
Toilet Paper Wedding Dresses
Most brides-to-be would include Vera Wang, InStyle magazine, and the Fashion Institute of Technology as their wedding-prep dream team. Others, like the following women, will settle for Charmin, Cheap Chic Weddings, and Ripley's Believe It or Not! They're winners in the fourth annual design-a-wedding-dress-with-toilet-paper contest.
In This Crapper, I Thee Wed
Let me get this straight: this loony entered a contest to win a destination wedding in a public restroom and a wedding gown made of 2-ply "extra-soft" toilet tissue? Some prize. This marriage is off to a stinky start.
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Happy Caturday!
Cats get totally demonic around paper towels and toilet paper. I think Bounty and Charmin need to factor this into their upcoming ad campaigns with maybe catnip-scented 3-ply tissues imprinted with little images of mice. Just a thought...
Ruh Roh!
Hey, in doggie's defense, Mr. Whipple (R.I.P) said, "Don't squeeze the Charmin." Not a word about shredding it to bits.
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