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I Suddenly Lost My Appetite

GiggleSugar — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:00:00 -0700

Honey Monster is the face of Sugar Puffs, a brand of cereal sold in the UK, and I'm just not buying how this dude is marketable. He's big, burly, and sounds like he has a relentless case of indigestion - yum! As this commercial demonstrates, he can sit down to breakfast and get his crimp on, but he doesn't have the courtesy to clear his throat. Not once. And this somehow sells cereal?

Flashback: Honey Bear and the Super Sugar Crisp Wh*re

GiggleSugar — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 15:00:00 -0700

Honey Bear and his tiny-waisted, blond hussy of a girlfriend ward off an eco-hatin' villain in this '70s cereal ad. The antipollution message was ahead of its time, but what's with the Paris Hilton look-a-like here? And why is she so blatantly sex driven? Not only is her micro miniskirt - uh - inappropriate, but her man is blatantly cereal driven. That fake southern drawl will never be sweet enough to get this dude's attention, honey.

Photoshop Anyone?

GiggleSugar — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:00:00 -0700

I think someone had a little too much fun "fixing" this woman's abs.

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Dumbasses Of The Day

GiggleSugar — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 15:30:00 -0700

Who can deny the addictive yumminess of Cinnamon Toast Crunch? It's one of the best cereals out there, but does it really need its own rap song? I guess if a blah cereal like Rice Krispies has the Snap, Crackle and Pop trio to boast of its morning flava, then why can't CTC have these dumbasses? After all, they're just "keepin' it (ce)real." (Thanks, College Humor!)

Ill-Conceived Breakfast Cereal Ideas

GiggleSugar — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 13:30:00 -0700

We all know that breakfast cereals are a big money maker for food titans such as Kellog and General Mills. What is breakfast cereal, really? Some sugary corn by-product with a snazzy box and perhaps a prize for the kiddies. Easy peasy. Our friends at Cracked had a little too much fun coming up with their own breakfast cereal ideas. They might go over well at Spencer's gifts, but I doubt these would fly at your local supermarket. Let's check out some of the best ideas . . . Source

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Flashback: Quisp Cereal Commercial

GiggleSugar — Thu, 03 May 2007 04:02:00 -0700

Everybody in the 60's seems to have been drinking the Kool-Aid--and eating the Quisp. And by "Kool-Aid" and "Quisp" I mean goofballs and acid. How else to explain this knitting alien wacko as the spokes-cartoon character for sugared cereal?

An Ode to Milk and Cereal

GiggleSugar — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:00:00 -0700

It's the simple things in life that give you pleasure. The smile on a child's face. The first dew of Spring. Jalepenos on a piping hot pile of movie-theater nachos. That's why I love this song by two goofballs about how much they love milk and cereal. (It's supposed to be a classic, but somehow it went under my radar. This is the first time I've seen it!)

Gimme That Breakfast Bar!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 01:00:00 -0800

This fella eats a Nutri-Grain bar and gets a life-altering attitude adjustment. Meanwhile, I eat one and all I get is hungry a half hour later. Life is so unfair. (Thanks, eBaum's World!)

Flashback: Ben Stiller as Bono in a Cereal Commercial

GiggleSugar — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:00:00 -0700

Oh, man. This is vintage Ben Stiller again from his '90s show. Here he is mocking U2 (but mostly Bono) in their Achtung, Baby and Zooropa era. Ben is imitating Bono in his "everything I sing is important and freighted with angst" phase, demonstrating that he can deliver this even for a Lucky Clover commercial. And he's totally right! Amazing.

Flashback: Every Wifey's Beauty Secret Circa 1930

GiggleSugar — Fri, 30 May 2008 11:00:00 -0700

If I knew all I had to do to look "cute" on a daily basis is guzzle down a few vitamins, as well as cook, clean, and dust for a patronizing male punk, then - where's my shot glass? "Vixen" by way of vodka is more the look I'm going for.

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