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Flashback: The Superficial Friends

GiggleSugar — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 03:00:00 -0800

The superhero group The Superficial Friends is made up of Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and the Olsen Twins. In this episode, they find themselves lured into the lair of diabolical fanboy Harry Knowles (the awful writer from Ain't It Cool News). First, he threatens to write a bad review of Lindsay's latest film, and then reveals he just wants to turn them into love slaves. How do they get out of it? Nicole choke holds one bad guy with her thighs, Lindsay's breasts beat up another guy, and one of the Olsens turns into Bob Saget. Genius, just genius.

Guess Who Is Dressed to Ill?

GiggleSugar — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 04:00:00 -0700

This is one of her toned down looks.

Guess Who Is Dressed to Ill?

GiggleSugar — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 04:00:00 -0700

You know who the usual suspects are in the parade of the badly dressed. But with only their clothes to give them away, can you guess who is dressed to ill?

Question 1 of 7

Guess who looks like she crafted a dress out of a tie-top Hefty trash bag?

Ruh Roh - Paris Hilton's Still Campaigning!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 10:04:37 -0700

I'm starting to get nervous about Paris Hilton's faux campaigning for the presidency. I mean, she's consulting with faux West Wing president Martin "Josiah Bartlet" Sheen about her "pre-party for a party she's throwing before the after-party," and she already has a nickname for foreign policy - "fo po." Be afraid, people! Be very, very afraid.

Your Face Here

GiggleSugar — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 14:00:00 -0700

The rich and famous aren't like you and me. They get to have faces in Life & Style magazine.

Why We Need More School Funding for the Arts

GiggleSugar — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:00:00 -0700

If the font here is "indicativé" of anything, musicians are the most worthwhile artists, whereas world-renown artistic innovators are - éh. . . bottom of the list.

Thanks, College Humor!

Happy (Late) Birthday Bruce Willis!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:15:00 -0700

First of all, his birthday was yesterday, March 19th. (Better late than never.) How do I know? A little sketch comedy troupe whispered it in my ear and sent this video in tribute. What's in it for you? Well, you will learn that for some peculiar reason, many, many Bruce Willis flicks have numbers in them. Like, practically all of them! Check it out. . .

Chic or Eek? Catheinize Zightly-Jeliens

GiggleSugar — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:00:00 -0800

Ever wanted to play Frankenstein with Hollywood's leading ladies? Some computer whiz did just that. He cut and pasted together a few of the best facial features on Angelina Jolie, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Keira Knightley, and Charlize Theron to create the Hollywood ideal: Catheinize Zightly-Jeliens. Our digitized beauty is red carpet ready and good to go, but what's your take: Is she chic or eek?

Celebrity Worship Syndrome

GiggleSugar — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 16:00:00 -0800

Sixty-eight percent of Australia's population admits to suffering from some sort of celebrity worship. I'm sure the percentage of celeb-obsessed Americans is comparable, if not greater. But who wouldn't want to join the movement to bring Sexy Back? It's a righteous cause, really.

Trendwatch: Celebrity Exhaustion

GiggleSugar — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 03:00:00 -0800

When celebs go M.I.A. and start canceling appearances, they usually blame it on extreme "exhaustion." This is fitting, cuz it happens to be the laziest (and lamest) excuse in the book. Why can't they just call in "sick" like everyone else? Maybe they're not lying. The The Daily Show reports: