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Cute Alert: Carrot-Noshing Hedgehog

GiggleSugar — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:00:00 -0800

Someone wants to snap, crackle, and crunch on a teensy carrot, but can't quite chew it down to size. If he puts all of his facial muscles into the effort, maybe he could just- aha! Chew, chew, crumbs, chew. Yum, yum, done. Lick, slurp, lick, lick . . .

Anatomically Correct Carrots

GiggleSugar — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 14:30:00 -0800

Meet Mr. and Mrs. Carrot. This rare breed of carrot mimics human genitalia. And if you believe me, I've got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you. (Thanks for this weird find, Fit, and for more dirty vegetables, click here.)

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Open Letter From Henry Rollins to Carrot Top

GiggleSugar — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 01:00:00 -0700

Since Henry Rollins quit the musician thing, he's found other ways to mouth off. I can't turn around without seeing him do some spoken-word thing about whatever bee is in his bonnet that week. I gotta agree with him on this one, though. Too much plastic surgery in Hollywood has made actors look like freaks. And Carrot Top? Why does he even care what he looks like - he's a comedian for Pete's sake!

Would You Rather...

GiggleSugar — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 13:14:35 -0800

Kiss Carrot Top or Andy Dick?

Cute Alert: Baby Hedgehog Eats a Carrot

GiggleSugar — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 07:00:00 -0700

OMG. This little guy is really going to town on that carrot! He's like a cartoon. The quills on his tiny forehead are moving around, and it looks like he's smiling. Good lord he's cute. But one question: where the heck do people get hedgehog pets?!

Cute Alert: Baby Hedgehog Eating a Carrot

GiggleSugar — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 01:00:00 -0700

eBay Find of the Day: Nike Shaped Carrot

GiggleSugar — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 08:02:00 -0700

Uh, just don't do buy it. I doubt I needed to tell you that, since this baby carrot is a whopping $350. Let's get back to the real items, shall we? Like the Virgin Mary on a piece of toast and giant Corn Flakes.

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Buns and Chou Chou In "Nice Carrots!"

GiggleSugar — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 04:00:00 -0700

Buns and Chou Chou try to decide what to watch on television. Will it be "America's Next Top Model" or a cooking show? (I'm with you guys--hard call!) But then they spy her: the mersmerizingly beautiful Giada De Laurentis and her magnificent carrots...

Madeleine Albright Had Her Diplomatic Message Pinned Down

TresSugar — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:00:00 -0700

As secretary of state, Madeleine Albright could use carrots and sticks to further the US foreign policy agenda. But as the first woman to serve as top diplomat, Albright also used broaches to get what she wanted! In her new book, Read My Pins, Albright explains how her jewelry box turned out to be one of her greatest arsenals.

Albright discovered the power of the pin back when she was the US ambassador to the UN. After the Iraqi government called her an "unparalleled serpent," Albright decided to make a fashion diplomatic statement by wearing a snake pin the next time she met Iraqi officials.

In the description for her book, we get a taste of how broaches went on to become Albright's signature as secretary of state.

International leaders were pleased to see her with a shimmering sun on her jacket or a cheerful ladybug; less so with a crab or a menacing wasp. Albright used pins to emphasize the importance of a negotiation, signify high hopes, protest the absence of progress, and show pride in representing America, among other purposes.

NYC's Museum of Arts and Design is also showcasing more than 200 of her pins and the stories behind them. Are you impressed that Madeleine Albright used jewelry as a diplomatic weapon?

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Congratulations!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 01:00:00 -0800

You officially have too much time on your hands. (Perhaps he aspired to participate in the Veggie Orchestra.)