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Cute Alert: Carrot-Noshing Hedgehog
Someone wants to snap, crackle, and crunch on a teensy carrot, but can't quite chew it down to size. If he puts all of his facial muscles into the effort, maybe he could just— aha! Chew, chew, crumbs, chew.
Anatomically Correct Carrots
Meet Mr. and Mrs. Carrot. This rare breed of carrot mimics human genitalia. And if you believe me, I've got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.
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Open Letter From Henry Rollins to Carrot Top
Since Henry Rollins quit the musician thing, he's found other ways to mouth off. I can't turn around without seeing him do some spoken-word thing about whatever bee is in his bonnet that week. I gotta agree with him on this one, though.
Would You Rather...
Kiss Carrot Top or Andy Dick?
Cute Alert: Baby Hedgehog Eats a Carrot
OMG. This little guy is really going to town on that carrot! He's like a cartoon.
Cute Alert: Baby Hedgehog Eating a Carrot
OMG. This little guy is really going to town on that carrot! He's like a cartoon.
eBay Find of the Day: Nike Shaped Carrot
Uh, just don't do buy it. I doubt I needed to tell you that, since this baby carrot is a whopping $350. Let's get back to the real items, shall we?
Buns and Chou Chou In "Nice Carrots!"
Buns and Chou Chou try to decide what to watch on television. Will it be "America's Next Top Model" or a cooking show? (I'm with you guys--hard call!) But then they spy her: the mersmerizingly beautiful Giada De Laurentis and her magnificent carrots...
Madeleine Albright Had Her Diplomatic Message Pinned Down
As secretary of state, Madeleine Albright could use carrots and sticks to further the US foreign policy agenda. But as the first woman to serve as top diplomat, Albright also used broaches to get what she wanted! In her new book, Read My Pins, Albright explains how her jewelry box turned out to be one of her greatest arsenals.
Congratulations!
You officially have too much time on your hands. (Perhaps he aspired to participate in the Veggie Orchestra.)
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