Sugar Editorial Picks
Feb 12, 2008 -
Someone wants to snap, crackle, and crunch on a teensy carrot, but can't quite chew it down to size. If he puts all of his facial muscles into the effort, maybe he could just— aha! Chew, chew, crumbs, chew.
- 9 Comments
Jan 14, 2008 -
Meet Mr. and Mrs. Carrot. This rare breed of carrot mimics human genitalia. And if you believe me, I've got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.
- 3 Comments
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Mar 29, 2008 -
Since Henry Rollins quit the musician thing, he's found other ways to mouth off. I can't turn around without seeing him do some spoken-word thing about whatever bee is in his bonnet that week. I gotta agree with him on this one, though.
- 3 Comments
Dec 26, 2006 -
Kiss Carrot Top or Andy Dick?
- 3 Comments
Apr 15, 2009 -
OMG. This little guy is really going to town on that carrot! He's like a cartoon.
- 8 Comments
Sep 27, 2008 -
OMG. This little guy is really going to town on that carrot! He's like a cartoon.
- 9 Comments
Jun 20, 2008 -
Uh, just don't do buy it. I doubt I needed to tell you that, since this baby carrot is a whopping $350. Let's get back to the real items, shall we?
- 6 Comments
Sep 24, 2007 -
Buns and Chou Chou try to decide what to watch on television. Will it be "America's Next Top Model" or a cooking show? (I'm with you guys--hard call!) But then they spy her: the mersmerizingly beautiful Giada De Laurentis and her magnificent carrots...
- 6 Comments
Sep 29, 2009 -
As secretary of state, Madeleine Albright could use carrots and sticks to further the US foreign policy agenda. But as the first woman to serve as top diplomat, Albright also used broaches to get what she wanted! In her new book, Read My Pins, Albright explains how her jewelry box turned out to be one of her greatest arsenals.
- 9 Comments
Jan 15, 2008 -
You officially have too much time on your hands. (Perhaps he aspired to participate in the Veggie Orchestra.)
- 1 Comment