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CamelAmmo: Hilarious or Horrifying?

TresSugar — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:00:00 -0700

CamelAmmo isn’t the first product to help prevent camel-toe, or “frontal" wedgies, but it is made “light, breathable, body and eco-friendly materials.”

An eco-friendly insert for all your American Apparel spandex leggings - because really, what else could someone wear that would cause camel toe? I don’t know about you, but nothing I wear is so tight it warrants an insert right there!

Might as Well Face It: He's Addicted to Toad

GiggleSugar — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 16:15:00 -0700

Is it just me, or does Leslie's definition of "camel toe" beat around the bush? We need the fearless Marc Jacobs to tip-toe in here and set the record straight!

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Just Say No to Toe!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:00:00 -0700

We've followed the infamous camel toe throughout the ages and last December, Marc Jacobs took the toe to the next level at his Arabian Nights Christmas Party. Jacobs had the right message, but his delivery was all wrong. Since when does a mascot rally against the cause it stands for?

(The photo's old, but I couldn't resist. Who doesn't love a good camel toe joke every now and then?)

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Mr. Clever Makes a Funny

GiggleSugar — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:00:00 -0700

Going out of your way to be an obnoxious ass is a selling point nowadays?

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Product of the Day: Camel Toe Cup

GiggleSugar — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:05:30 -0700

Ever have that feeling that you aren't showing enough camel toe? (Yeah, me neither.) But these folks thought it would be hilarious to make a prosthetic cup that will reveal your lady contours for all the world to see, preferably underneath spandex leggings. Hey, silicone nipples that you can affix to your own to give you that permanent "walking down the frozen food aisle" look you so desperately desire already exist, why not this?

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Another Dumbass Tattoo

GiggleSugar — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 14:30:00 -0700

Oh so subtle, yet oh so obnoxious.

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Camel Toe--Back By Popular Demand!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:48:29 -0800

To hyphenate or not to hyphenate the word "camel toe"--these are the questions that occupy my day. So you guys seemed to dig Camel Toe Throughout the Ages and the ever-nasty Male Camel Toe Got You Down? PSA, so, without further ado, more camel toe!

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Camel-Toe Throughout the Ages!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:02:00 -0800

Well, mostly the 70's, which could be called the Golden Age of Camel-Toe. (Maybe it was all that spandex.) I love that cameltoe.com is gender neutral about a term that is supposed to describe a woman's crotch when her pants are too tight. (Apparently, you don't even have to be human to have camel-toe.) So without further ado...Enjoy! (I know that she might not be so proud of this, but thanks to GeekSugar for sending this our way!)

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Male Camel-Toe Got You Down?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:58:50 -0800

MCT: "An embarrassing splittage of ball matter into two lobes" resulting in the horrifying "Scrogina." But you can "Turn your toe into a hoof again" thanks to SkyMaul's new product. Why am I quoting so much? Because I, too, am rendered speechless.

Flashback: The Young and the Male Camel-Toe

GiggleSugar — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 12:00:00 -0800

Don't hassle the hoof.

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