You can't have a proper wedding without a cake. The bridezilla below is fully aware of this, which is why she has settled herself into the backseat of the car where she can micromanage her two precious wedding cakes on the way home. By "micromanage," I mean scream and curse absurdities at all the nonexistent peeps trying to sabotage her wedding by tampering with her cakes.
If only we could say the same for the numbers on the birth certificate.
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Sugar-coating the truth never sounded so harsh.
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But this is just wrong. A blow-up doll would have been way classier. (Did I just say that?)
Thanks, College Humor!
...In the bakery department. Made-to-order service can't get anymore precise than this! (Minus the creative spelling.) Read below:
"Some people that work here had a going away party the other day for a woman that is leaving.
This little guy has a dilemma (and a lot of cake) on his hands: to sleep or not to sleep? A quick snooze is not what the party ordered, but demolishing this cake is so damn exhausting. Meanwhile, I love how his family can't help but ruthlessly laugh at him and carry on as if he's too young to develop crippling social anxieties.
Three cheers for the Red, White & ...Brew! Whoo-hoo!
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You're about to put that man on a leash (or ball & chain), so it's time to celebrate. Want the sleaziest bachelorette party in town? Rise to the occasion and bake up a cake in the shape of a big penis.
As promised, we are back again with more Wedding Season fun. A few weeks ago was all about the Engagement and now it's time for anything and everything related to actually planning the Big Day! There is sure to be something for everyone whether you are planning the wedding of your dreams or a guest with lots of summer weddings to attend.
Jim Gaffigan loves to talk about food. If you thought his "Hot Pockets" routine was classic, wait until you hear him go on and on about cakes, pies, and muffins ("bald cupcakes.")