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Dressed to Ill

GiggleSugar — Fri, 09 May 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Three strikes - tramp stamp, butt cleavage, muffin top - you're out!

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The Attack of More Crack!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:30:00 -0700

No doubt about it - there's someone out there for everyone.

Thanks, College Humor!

Peek-A-Eeewwww!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:00:00 -0700

Any a-hole would crack a joke right now, butt I'm better than that.

Thanks, College Humor!

"That Guy" Butts in Again

GiggleSugar — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:00:00 -0800

His rationale? Girls just wanna have buns.

Thanks, College Humor!

Should A&F Be Selling Crack?

GiggleSugar — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 08:00:00 -0800

Parading around butt cleavage ain't no thang in Abercrombie & Fitch's book. It's like totally intentional, actually, so a Virginia Beach store manager ignored incoming customer complaints regarding a few of the posters with plumber's crack on display. Local law enforcement wasn't digging the low rise funk either, so they confiscated the posters and slapped an obscenity charge on the manager. A&F maintains that butt crack is where it's at, but what do you think: should the brand be allowed to smuggle in crack to sell clothes?

Half-Ass Commercial or Genius?

GiggleSugar — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 08:03:54 -0700

I'm not sure what the big idea is here, but having folks talk out of their asses doesn't seem too persuasive to me. The ad did catch and keep my attention, and given that it's for some boring online file transfer service, that's quite an accomplishment. But in the end, it's just plain dumbass.

Dressed to Ill

GiggleSugar — Tue, 22 May 2007 08:00:00 -0700

I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but: I'll take whale tail over butt cleavage any day, so pull the thong up, will ya?!

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Odd Art Gallery

GiggleSugar — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:00:00 -0700

I wonder which came first: the ass or the ass gallery?

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You Gotta Fight For Your Right To...Butt Cleavage?

GiggleSugar — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:20:00 -0800

Just the other day I was lamenting that young people today have no social awareness. They're all just consumers; they don't know what it means to fight against The Man.

But then I read about the University of Michigan "activist" who's started his own chapter of "American Students Safeguarding Our Underwear Technique" (ASSOUT), dedicated to preserving the rights of people who want to wear their pants low. His enemy? Legislators who want to ban baggy-pants. His rallying cry? "We're here, we're sheer, and we want to show our rear."

And then I realized, you know, kids do care. They really do. I take it all back.

He's Bringing Un-SexyBack

GiggleSugar — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 15:00:00 -0800

The opposite of the plumber's crack is the tightie undie, the effects of which make butt cleavage the lesser of the two ills. Watch this video for my case in point.