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Learn How to Get Hot Chicks: Don't Watch TV Ads

TresSugar — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 01:00:00 -0700

If men listened to television ads, they'd think that smaller was better (BK Burger Bites), that women love the smell of rancid cologne (Axe), and that you can cover up the fact that you haven't bathed or washed your sheets in ages (Febreze). Not only that, but they'd think that really hot chicks don't just put up with that stuff - they looove it! (And we wonder why men and women have trouble knowing what the other half wants.)

Adrageous: Burger King Goes to Singapore

TresSugar — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:00:00 -0700

I guess like a marauding douchebag businessman on vacation away from the wifey, Burger King feels it can go to a foreign land, throw away any standards of decent behavior, and just go wild.

Take this Burger King ad in Singapore. I couldn't believe it was real, but alas, it is. You know if they tried to get away with this here, they'd get slapped upside the head by all the angry women folk brainwashed by feminism. (You know, cuz that's how they think?) But in Singapore? Hopefully some women (and men!) will be up in arms at this visual pollution. I mean - if chewing gum is illegal in Singapore, sexist crap advertisements should be, too.

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Headline of the Day

GiggleSugar — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 07:00:35 -0700

Ohio Burger King Worker Takes Bath in Utility Sink

Warning: Stop reading if you're still munching on your morning Croissanwich. An unidentified Burger King employee who calls himself "Mr. Unstable" was fired after a MySpace video showed him bathing in a restaurant sink. I don't know what's weirder: That this guy wanted to get naked in a kitchen sink, or that this is how he chose to celebrate his birthday. Check out the video below, and read the rest of the icky tale here.

This Is Not a Joke

GiggleSugar — Wed, 07 May 2008 16:00:00 -0700

One brave lad walked into his local Burger King restaurant, ordered a value meal, and made a special request. He wanted his Whopper topped with 60 slices of bacon. (I. Heart. Him.) Did BK live up to its have-it-your-way promise? See for yourself and read more.

Burger King pulled through and created a massive Bacon Cheese Whopper. (Whether there are really 60 slices in there is debatable.) Call me a heart attack's best friend, but it actually looks delish in all its greasy glory. Despite the burger's sloppy and intimidating posture, our fearless patron sat down and dove in. Did bacon boy survive his binge? Click here for more on the story.

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Ewwwwww!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:00:00 -0700

You are truly a junk-food junkie if you can watch this Burger King ad for its breakfast Cheesy Tots (hash browns filled with cheese) and crave them in spite of the nasty tongue erection the entire ad is organized around. What am I talking about? Just watch.

Flashback: Andy Warhol Eats a Hamburger

GiggleSugar — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 08:00:00 -0800

Is it art or awkwardness? How can something so mundane seem so unnatural? Folks, that's Andy Warhol for ya. Watch him daintily dip a Burger King hamburger into a dollop of ketchup, chew, chew, chew, finish in under three minutes, and then give the camera an unflinching look of. . .indigestion? Despair? Hope? I have no idea, but I know it's more compelling than Paris Hilton washing a car in bathing suit.

Stadium Seating at McDonald's?

GiggleSugar — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 08:00:00 -0800

The sales pitch makes no mention of McDonald's menu offerings. Or food quality. Hmm. . .

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The Coolest Job Interview Ever

GiggleSugar — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:00:00 -0800

Whatever you do, be upbeat and optimistic. The boss will soak that sh*t up.

Thanks, eBaum's World!

A Whopper-Free Burger King

GiggleSugar — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 01:00:00 -0800

This has to be the most effed up marketing effort I've ever seen. In an attempt to prove just how ~~addicted~~ attached folks are to its signature menu item, Burger King pulled a prank on its own customers. When anyone ordered The Whopper, faux employees reported that it was cut from the menu for being "too popular," or customers were given a competitor's sandwich instead. Everyone was upset and outraged- to BK's delight. Whatever happened to "have it your way," eh?

Mad Cow Disease Strikes Again!

GiggleSugar — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 03:00:00 -0700

I didn't realize it made you a jerk with no fashion or dancing skills who loves Burger King. What a strange side effect...