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Bumper Sticker Humor
There's no avoiding bumper stickers-- they're everywhere. Sometimes boastful, sometimes cheesy, sometimes political, sometimes downright offensive, and other times...they're hilarious! So for a good humor rush, read on:
- Just say NO to negativity.
- I thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure.
- Beer doesn't make you fat.
Flashback: Volkswagen Ad Makes Me Want to Run Over the Copywriter
Women are soft and gentle, but they hit things. If your wife hits something in a Volkswagen, it doesn’t hurt you very much. VW parts are easy to replace.
The State You're In: 15 License Plates That Speak
It used to be we'd slap whatever the state handed us on our bumpers, but that's such efficient use of tax dollars. That all changed in 1977, when a family of Jehovah's Witnesses taped over the "Live Free or Die" part of their New Hampshire license plate, claiming it violated their free speech rights. The case went to the Supreme Court, which decided it was unconstitutional to force individuals, or their cars, to be "mobile billboards."
Volvo's 2020 Vision: Death-Proof Cars
Volvo has launched a plan to eradicate deaths of Volvo drivers involved in accidents by 2020. Every year car accidents cause 1.2 million deaths and 50 million injuries. The Swedish car company already has ignitions that turn off when the driver is drunk, and sensors that sound alarms when they detect drowsiness.
Fifty Nifty Obama Bumper Stickers — Which Is Your Fave?
Over at BumperActive.com, they're taking Barack Obama's 50 state campaign to heart — they're making a unique fender decal for every state in the union. They have about 20 states done and are cranking out the rest in the next few weeks. You can drop them a line if you want the heads up when your state is ready.
Removing All Traffic Laws Makes Town Safer! Make Sense?
A town in Germany has abolished all traffic laws, signs, and crosswalks. Sound like a recipe for bumper cars meets demolition derby? Not according to town officials.Ask E. Jean for DearSugar: What Did He Do?
DEAR E. JEAN AND DEAR SUGAR:
I have a sticky — sticky — situation. I love my fiancé.
When Auto Accidents Are Funny
When are auto accidents amusing? When the driver responsible fills out an insurance claim form and attempts to condense, evade, or embellish the facts a bit. That's when the truth spins out of control and the retelling gets funny:
- "A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."
- "The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him."
- "I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."
- "I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home.
More Permanent Than a Bumper Sticker. Would You Get One?
Why settle for slapping on a silly bumper sticker? Stickers are for little girls! Get your political allegiance stamped into a hunk of metal — that's for the truly hardcore.
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