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Adrageous: Porn Guy Gets Humiliated at the Corner Store

TresSugar — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 06:00:00 -0700

This may be a conservative estimate, but I reckon 99.9% of men buy or view porn. Maybe some of them are completely open about it, but most guys could live without having their mom or third grade teacher catching them purchasing Tongue in Cheeks at the corner market. Which brings me to this amazing Bud Light commercial featuring what would have to be the shy porn buyer's worst nightmare. (It reminds me of a scene in Little Miss Sunshine.)

Bud Light Ad: "If Men Wrote Wedding Dress Commercials"

GiggleSugar — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:30:00 -0700

Is drinking beer and making women do all the work really the dream of all men? According to this Bud Light commercial, the answer is yes. (If anything, this seems like an ad calling for more women as creatives in the advertising industry!)

Dog Wants Sausages

GiggleSugar — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:00:00 -0800

Got that? And the squirrel wants nothing to do with you. (Don't ask me what any of this has to do with beer-I have no idea.)

The Swear Jar

GiggleSugar — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:30:00 -0700

Establishing an office swear jar is a good idea, especially when the money accumulated in the jar buys everyone beer. Sh*t, since all censoring is thrown out the f*cking window, excuse me while I go add 50 cents to the swear jar. (But can we change that to a microbrew, or, better yet, scotch?)

Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor: Genius!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:00:00 -0700

Bud Light salutes the giant taco salad inventor as a Real Man of Genius. Although I find this funny, I have to agree. Whoever came up with the brilliant idea to call a 12,000 calorie entree a "salad" is my personal hero, so bring on the guacamole baby! (And okay, sprinkle a few shreds of lettuce on top.)

A Tribute To You, Mr. Really, Really, Really Bad Dancer

GiggleSugar — Fri, 09 Mar 2007 15:18:20 -0800

Makes me wonder: have we taken bad dancing for granted all this time? Is it, as Bud Light suggests, a true indication of genius? Perhaps that's why the "How To Dance Like A White Guy" instructional video practically sells itself. Take the dude in the following commercial, for example: don't cha wish your boyfriend couldn't dance like he?

Front Page: Gates and Crowley Drink and Make Up

TresSugar — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 08:00:08 -0700

The "beer summit" came and went last night. The president drank Bud Light, Sgt. Crowley drank Blue Moon, Professor Gates drank a Samuel Adams Light, and Joe Biden drank a nonalcoholic beer. - Washington Post
Seven US banks that received $175 billion in taxpayer bailout funding simultaneously paid $32.6 billion in bonuses. - Bloomberg
Meanwhile, Congress wants to give the government a role in determining how much Wall Street executives get paid. - AP
Former Prime Minister Tony Blair will be testifying about the Iraq War during a UK-televised parliamentary inquiry. - Telegraph
Anderson Cooper grilled Bachelorette Jillian Harris yesterday about how many guys she actually slept with on the shows. - CNN

How to Have Fun With Beer, a Truck and Some Rope

GiggleSugar — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 12:56:27 -0800

Who needs Great America when, with just a truck, some rope, a cart to roll in, and some Bud Light, you can create your own fun? You've heard of parking lot donuts, I take it? Well, this is the extreme version. Yeeeeee haaaaa!

Cousin is a Mooch

DearSugar — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 09:53:30 -0800

Dear Sugar
I have my own apartment, but just had my cousin move in to help share the costs. This is the first time I have ever had a roommate and I don't know how to handle certain things. I get peeved when I come home and she leaves the dishwashing liquid out on the counter instead of putting it back under the sink (where she found it), or when she stomps around on the floor (totally disregarding the fact that people live below us). She leaves the lights on, even though I ask her to turn them off to help cut our electric bill. When she washes the dishes she doesn't get them clean, and she breaks my dishes that I bought with my own money. I work, but she is unemployed right now and looking for a job. She helps out with the utilities, but it upsets me that she uses my laundry card and mooches off of the things I bought for the apartment (like soap, laundry detergent, paper towels, tissues, etc) and doesn't replace them or offer to contribute to pay for them. I don't want to sound selfish or immature, but how do I approach her about these things without ruining the relationship? She is a great girl otherwise, and I enjoy being around her, but these habits are driving me crazy. Please help.
Too Cozy Cousin

Dear Too Cozy Cousin
It's super challenging to go from living alone to sharing your personal space with someone else. I totally understand what you are going through and having to nag someone is the worst. I mean, you are her cousin, not her Mom! The best way to handle her is to nip this lazy behavior in the bud. Waiting is only going to allow you to brood and your anger will snowball. The last thing you want is tension at home. Sit her down and talk to her about being more responsible, more sensitive and more cost aware. Make sure she knows that you love her, but that you aren't her maid or her personal CVS account. She can do what she wants in her own room, but your shared space needs to be maintained. Tell her if she plans on using "house" amenities, then she should replace them. Explain that you'll do the same. It's common courtesy -- she knows better, she is just testing your limits. Don't let her take advantage of you or the situation...or you'll miss out on all the fun aspects of having a roomie! After your serious talk, give her a hug, make some popcorn and pop in a light comedy. You are cousins, don't let dishwashing detergent distance you!

Feels Guilty For Gossiping

DearSugar — Fri, 14 Apr 2006 04:44:49 -0700

Dear Sugar
I've got a friend who constantly bad mouths everyone. At times it can be fun even though I know it's wrong, but lately she's gotten meaner. She's incessantly negative and it's bringing me down. I'd like to talk about other things besides people when we are together. When I leave her, I feel so badly about myself for gossiping. It also makes me wonder what she's saying about me behind my back. She wasn't always like this - she used to be light hearted. If she doesn't stop, I'm not sure I can stand staying friends with her. How can I approach her about this? Guilt Ridden Rhonda

Dear Guilt Ridden Rhonda
Oftentimes what we dislike about other people is what we don't like about ourselves. She sounds insecure and immature. Gossiping is a hard habit to break, but you've got to nip it in the bud. Just because you have a mean spirited friend doesn't mean you have to join her sinning behavior. Next time she starts talkin' smack about someone else say, "Can we please not talk about her - next subject - how's everything going with your new painting gig?" If she confronts you tell her that she sounds lame talking about other people all the time and that you'd rather catch up and talk about what's going on in your own lives.