This may be a conservative estimate, but I reckon 99.9% of men buy or view porn. Maybe some of them are completely open about it, but most guys could live without having their mom or third grade teacher catching them purchasing Tongue in Cheeks at the corner market. Which brings me to this amazing Bud Light commercial featuring what would have to be the shy porn buyer's worst nightmare.
Is drinking beer and making women do all the work really the dream of all men? According to this Bud Light commercial, the answer is yes. (If anything, this seems like an ad calling for more women as creatives in the advertising industry!)
Establishing an office swear jar is a good idea, especially when the money accumulated in the jar buys everyone beer. Sh*t, since all censoring is thrown out the f*cking window, excuse me while I go add 50 cents to the swear jar. (But can we change that to a microbrew, or, better yet, scotch?)
Bud Light salutes the giant taco salad inventor as a Real Man of Genius. Although I find this funny, I have to agree. Whoever came up with the brilliant idea to call a 12,000 calorie entree a "salad" is my personal hero, so bring on the guacamole baby!
Makes me wonder: have we taken bad dancing for granted all this time? Is it, as Bud Light suggests, a true indication of genius? Perhaps that's why the "How To Dance Like A White Guy" instructional video practically sells itself.
Who needs Great America when, with just a truck, some rope, a cart to roll in, and some Bud Light, you can create your own fun? You've heard of parking lot donuts, I take it? Well, this is the extreme version.