They had a space mission together for five years, going "boldly where no man had gone before." Only, lots of men, even in ancient Greece, had in fact gone there long ago, if you know what I mean. What the hell am I talking about?
We were led to believe that the ongoing tension between Zack Morris and A.C. Slater on "Saved By The Bell" was because of their mutual crush on Kelly Kapowski. Think again, my friends!