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Test Time Is Sexy Time, Verry Niiice!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:30:00 -0800

Do the math: One hairy body divided by one obnoxious bathing suit plus two thumbs up = verry niiice "A" all the way, okay?

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MTV Warns Us About "Borat-itus"

GiggleSugar — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 15:00:00 -0700

Remember Austin Powers-sclerosis, afflicting all wannabes with the urge to say stuff like "Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?!" There's a new disease in town: Borat-itus. All walks of celebrity, from Donald Trump to Susan Sarandon to Marilyn Manson, came together in this video to warn against this addictive form of unfunny that has taken the world by storm. Just say no.

Ali G: Policeman

GiggleSugar — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 09:36:26 -0700

Before there was Borat, there was Ali G. Here, he somehow manages to train to be a cop. "Yo, this be 2310. We got a brother, a honkey, and...a Spanish." Oh, brother.

Borat Does Baywatch

GiggleSugar — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 15:55:31 -0700

Here's a deleted scene from Borat. We've further cleaned it up, but not so much so that your eyeballs won't be scarred for life.

Borat Gets A Massage (Kind Of)

GiggleSugar — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 15:03:01 -0800

Borat's back! Or, at least, one of the deleted scenes from his movie is...and it's back to haunt us. They may have spared you this awkward scene in theaters, but we're not so courteous here at GiggleSugar. So here it is: Borat gets his first massage--and we all get a good cringe.

Borat And Martha Get Sexy Between The Sheets

GiggleSugar — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 16:00:00 -0800

Or not. But I bet Borat (otherwise known as Sacha Baron Cohen) would trade in his Golden Globe for some sexy position playtime with "naughty, naughty Martha" in a heartbeat. She appeared on Leno to teach him a few bed-making techniques and was eager to get down to business- but Borat, of course, was more eager to get into her business.

Do, Dump, or Marry? Sacha Baron Cohen

TresSugar — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:00:00 -0700

After seeing Sacha Baron Cohen dressed up as Ali G, Borat, and Bruno, it's hard to remember that underneath the believable disguise is this curly haired cutie! If I were his woman, I might be afraid of getting pranked all the time, but he's obviously doing something right since he has actress Isla Fisher by his side.

I already found out what BuzzSugar thought about the movie Bruno, but I'm dying to know what you all think about the man behind the flamboyant character.

Are You There God? Bill Maher Sells Doubt in Religulous

CitizenSugar — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 11:00:06 -0700

A wordplay on ridiculous, Bill Maher's new docu-comedy Religulous found its calling this weekend when it opened across the country. It grossed a modest $3.5 million and ranked number 10 at the box office, but I suspect many people will have an opinion regardless of whether they see it.

Directed by Larry Charles of Borat and Curb Your Enthusiasm, Religulous will remind you of everyone's favorite Kazakhstani roaming around America, exposing isms and making enemies. It adopts the same wanderlust quality and lets Maher loose in the US, Europe, and Middle East to humiliate unsuspecting people.

I decided to check out the movie this weekend so I could report back to you today. To find out what I thought, read more.

I keep hearing that Maher can't expect to appeal to religious people by belittling them, but I don't think that's his goal. He's not talking to them. He's talking to the 16 percent of Americans that consider themselves nonreligious - challenging them to talk openly about doubt.

In the doc, Maher interviews Christians, Jews, and Muslims, most of whom are easy targets for comedy. Here are a few that stood out.

Senator Mark Pryor (AK-D): This senator may never live down saying, "You don't need to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate." Guess not!
José Luis de Jesús Miranda (Messiah in Miami): José believes Jesus's lineage moved through Europe until it reached Spain and then made the voyage to Puerto Rico, where he was born. People should follow him over Jesus, he says, because Jesus was Jewish and he is Christian.
Roman Catholic Priest (Vatican): I could have watched this man for the whole movie. He laughs. And laughs. And genuinely seems amused by illogical teachings and contradictions in the Catholic Church. Unfortunately, Maher does not dig enough to learn how he rationalizes the two. The priest does leave us these words: People are going to believe what they want, and then they'll die. Amen.

I wish we heard more from the skeptical devout like the Vatican priest. In fact, I had hoped Maher would interview Stephen Colbert (real-life Stephen, though fake would do). Colbert's a practicing Catholic (he even teaches Sunday School) who would appreciate the irreverent humor and, unlike most of Maher's victims, be savvy enough to keep up. But when it was over, I was really only fixated on one fact. Did you know there's a theme park in Orlando called The Holy Land? There you can experience the "wonder of ancient Israel."

Did anyone else see it? Who's going? Who would you like to see Bill Maher interview?

Photos courtesy of Lionsgate

Eight New Wonders of the Natural World Added to List

CitizenSugar — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 03:00:20 -0700

Joining Mount Everest, the Grand Canyon, and Victoria Falls UNESCO (United Nations Educational Scientific and Cultural Organization) has named eight new cultural and natural wonders of the world. They have been added to the already prominent list, which currently has 878 sites from 145 different countries including 679 cultural, 174 natural, and 25 mixed landmarks.

Behold the wonderment of the new eight additions:

Joggins Fossil Cliffs (Nova Scotia, Canada): These cliffs are considered a superb site to understand the Coal Age (300 million years ago). These rocks have seen the first reptiles in earth’s history.
Mount Sanqingshan National Park (China): Selected for its natural beauty, the park features unusual granite rock formations and suspended walking trails.
Lagoons of New Caledonia: Reef Diversity and Associated Ecosystems (French South Pacific possessions) - diverse coral reef ecosystems and fish life.
Surtsey (Iceland): A newly formed island which arrived between 1963 and 1967 from a volcanic eruption, and has since given a window into how plants and animals colonized various land masses.

Want butterflies? I got you butterflies! To see the rest of the list, read more.

Saryarka – Steppe and Lakes of Northern Kazakhstan (Kazakhstan):This is a pristine, vast stretch of territory that furnishes the feeding grounds to nearly 16 million birds. Hey, isn't this Borat's country?
Monarch Butterfly Biosphere Reserve (Mexico): The biosphere protects eight areas of habitat for wintering monarch butterflies. As many as a billion of these beautiful creatures winter here every year.
Swiss Tectonic Arena Sardona (Switzerland): This site was selected for its geological interest which has a dramatic display of mountain creation.
Socotra Archipelago (Yemen): Home to 825 plant species. Thirty-seven percent are indigenous to this area only.

This is a bizarre little tidbit - in 2006 USA Today named a list of a New Seven Wonders as chosen by viewers of Good Morning America - the Internet made that list. I bet that was tricky to get a pretty picture of. Have you visited any of the world's wonders?

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Giggle Links

GiggleSugar — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:11:19 -0800

Think Borat's the best? Here are The 10 Best Borat Skits of All-Time...of all "sexy" time, that is. - Cracked
"Baby Got Back" is turned into a Gilbert and Sullivan musical and suddenly, all is right with the universe. - College Humor
Riddle away at this video word puzzle. - i am bored
Ever heard the expression "Putting the cart before the horse?" Here's the horse before the car. - Daily HaHa
Is it more annoying to see pics of starlets drinking a beverage or talking on their cell phones? - World of Wonder
Need groceries? The market's only a hop, skip, and a jump away for your pet kangaroo. - Shocking Humor
This cat is not happy about her new wig. I predict it stays on for about two more seconds. - Stuff on My Cat
Letterman's Top Ten Signs An Astronaut Is Trying To Kill You - CBS Late Show