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Real Doll Reels 'Em Into BBQ Joint

TresSugar — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 06:00:00 -0700

When fewer customers began visiting Kenny Tessel's restaurant, KT Barbeque in Reading, OH, he knew he had to do something to attract drivers who passed by. The obvious solution? Put a big-breasted mannequin wearing a bikini top and Daisy Dukes in front to attract customers, or at least to get them to do a double take.

Guess what? It totally worked. One woman's husband almost crashed their car ogling Bar Be (yes, that's her name) but both he and his wife stopped in for food! "She's been outside for over three weeks," said Tessel, "and I've had 70 new customers come in this store and buy something." That's a 30 percent increase. My question is, have there been any marriage proposals? Because you know some poor fool is in love.

Sign Language

GiggleSugar — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 12:15:00 -0800

This sounds like a perfectly good reason to get thousands of dollars worth of silicone shoved into your chest. Very persuasive.

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Silicone Breast Implants: How Big Is Too Big?

GiggleSugar — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:00:00 -0800

Meet Sheyla Hershey, a 28-year-old woman from Houston, TX, who has the dubious distinction of having the biggest fake bazongas in the whole, wide world. How big? How about 38KKK? (They required a gallon of silicone, and no, I’m not leaning into the “K” key accidentally.) After nine boob jobs, Sheyla wanted more. At an already massive 34FFF, American plastic surgeons said no freaking way, so she went to Brazil, where ~~the sky’s~~ the floor’s the limit! Her boyfriend begged her not to do it, but she dumped him because “I had to leave him to follow my dream.” Click here to read more, but first tell me what you think. Silicone breast implants: How big is too big?

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Women's Common Complaint: He Goes Straight For My Boobs

DearSugar — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 10:00:00 -0800

Foreplay is essential for most women in order to get aroused. All that kissing and touching makes us feel beautiful and sexy, and it also strengthens the emotional connection we feel with our partner. The problem is, some guys don't get it. They often rush through the passionate part and head straight for our boobs! While seeing and touching them is a turn-on for him, he may automatically think it's a turn-on for us too. Now I'm not saying that caressing our breasts is a turn-off, but there's a right time to touch them, and first thing isn't always the time - a guy has to ease his way through foreplay!

So how can you deal with the guy who does this? To find out read more.

The best way to let your guy know you're not into him fondling your boobs right off the bat is to communicate that to him. That's not to say you should sit him down and talk it out - you might shatter his ego and scare him off - but if you're a verbal person, the next time you're getting it on, try suggesting things for him to do (in a sexy voice) that does turn you on. Not only will it redirect his hands, but some guys love it when a girl tells them what to do!

If talking about it makes you feel uncomfortable, or you're worried about it ruining the mood, gently use your hands to communicate your needs. Slide his hand down and place it on your hip, or flip your body around and change positions so his hands are forced to switch positions too. Whatever you do, don't just put up with the groping. Some guys need a little direction so if he doesn't appreciate the guidance, then he may not be the guy for you.

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Product of the Day: Heated Breast Pads

GiggleSugar — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:10:00 -0800

Have you ever been at your computer on a cold, cold night wishing your breasteses were warmer? Now, thanks to Thanko Bust Beauty Heating Pads, your boobies will be cold no more! Just plug these babies into a USB port, stick 'em in your bra, and the curved pads will heat up to a toasty - and possibly injury inducing? - 40°C (104°F). I wonder if you could activate them in the frozen-food aisle, too? That would be useful.

Bravissimo! For Big Boobed Women

GiggleSugar — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 08:00:00 -0800

Not mincing words, I see.

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Flashback: What's Love Got to Do With It?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Back in the day, the secret to unlocking a man's heart was to enhance the three B's:
Boobs, butt, and ~~brains~~ beauty.

Brains? What brains?! Scheming up an effective "mantrap" involved no thought on the part of the woman. No thought whatsoever. It was all instinct, of course.

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WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 03:00:00 -0700

Sometimes, you just gotta be the straight man. Is there anything this guy could do to be weirder than this lactating statue? Didn't think so.

The "Two O'Clock Titty"

GiggleSugar — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 00:02:00 -0700

Oh, San Francisco. You can live here forever and still not know all her wonders. There's the Eyeball Museum in North Beach. The parrots of Telegraph Hill. And now this. Catholic schoolboy legend has it that at 2 pm, a perfect B-cup shadow appears on the surface of St. Mary's Cathedral. And this is special because. . .there's such a shortage of breasts in our culture to view that we've gotta look to shadows on a church. Riiiight...

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If Men Had Breasts . . .

GiggleSugar — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:00:00 -0700

Believe it or not, this bouncing boobfest is sponsored by the folks of a breast cancer awareness organization. They think the best way to get women in gear to check themselves regularly is to put an over-sized pair of "fun bags" on a dude and have him laugh and frolic around as if he hasn't a care in the world - as if his ta-tas weren't susceptible to swelling, tenderness, and nasty lumps. But we'll see if he's still drooling over his newfound assets when that insufferable backache kicks in. We don't need these gimmicks, ladies. Check yourselves - for your own good. (Not his.)