Dubious Talent of the Day


Updated 07/03/08 3:00 PM · Posted by · 12 comments

Dubious Talent of the Day

On a recent episode of America's Got Talent, the lovely and talented Busty Heart busted up some objects with her ample assets. My favorite part of this (besides the aforementioned destruction) is the genuine shock you can see on the faces of folks in the audience. Your mouth will be hanging open after watching this, too, so plan ahead and position your hand near your chin to close it up. Read more

Flashback: What's Love Got to Do With It?


Updated 07/01/08 3:00 PM · Posted by · 5 comments

How I Trapped My Man!

Back in the day, the secret to unlocking a man's heart was to enhance the three B's: Boobs, butt, and brains beauty. Brains? What brains?! Scheming up an effective "mantrap" involved no thought on the part of the woman. No thought whatsoever. It was all instinct, of course. Source Read more

Japanese Boob Show Is Omigosh, So Fake


Updated 06/23/08 7:38 AM · Posted by · 5 comments

Japanese Boob Show Is Omigosh, So Fake

This is exactly why dudes have unrealistic expectations of women's bodies. I bet a few even think these ta-tas are real. And they expect all of us to have a set that can perform 360 degree rotations before powering into a projectile nipple light show. Well sorry, boys. That kind of foreplay only happens in Japan. Read more

WTF?!


Updated 06/30/08 10:48 AM · Posted by · 13 comments

Woman With Largest Implants in the World

Sheyla Hershey is a 28-year-old woman with a dream: to have the biggest ta-tas in the world. She's already had eight surgeries, each breast has about two quarts of silicone inside, but she wants to go even bigger. (She claims that the bigger the boobs, the greater her self-esteem.) By law, American surgeons can't put any more gunk in her, but when a woman's got a dream, she can't be stopped. Read more

The "Two O'Clock Titty"


Updated 10/06/08 5:07 PM · Posted by · 9 comments

The "Two O'Clock Titty"

Oh, San Francisco. You can live here forever and still not know all her wonders. There's the Eyeball Museum in North Beach. The parrots of Telegraph Hill. And now this. Catholic schoolboy legend has it that at 2 pm, a perfect B-cup shadow appears on the surface of St. Mary's Cathedral. And this is special because. . .there's such a shortage of breasts in our culture to view that we've gotta look Read more

If Men Had Breasts . . .


Updated 04/04/08 12:33 PM · Posted by · 2 comments

Breast Cancer Ad

Believe it or not, this bouncing boobfest is sponsored by the folks of a breast cancer awareness organization. They think the best way to get women in gear to check themselves regularly is to put an over-sized pair of "fun bags" on a dude and have him laugh and frolic around as if he hasn't a care in the world — as if his ta-tas weren't susceptible to swelling, tenderness, and nasty lumps. But Read more

Introducing: The Dramatic Cleavage


Updated 04/02/08 4:27 PM · Posted by · 4 comments

Introducing: The Dramatic Cleavage

There's something about Granny . . . (And you thought The Dramatic Chipmunk was sexy!) Get Flash to see this player. var so1518134 = new SWFObject('http://media1.onsugar.com/static/flash/mediaplayer.swf','mpl','400','300','7'); so1518134.addParam('allowfullscreen','true'); so1518134.addVariable("file",'1518134.flv'); so1518134.addVariable('height', Read more

TV Host Is a Boob-Obsessed Pig


Updated 11/28/07 7:46 AM · Posted by · 7 comments

Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson is Boob Obsessed

This TV host can't keep his mind or eyes off the ladies standing behind him. Yes, behind him. Forget the fact that he's got a show to host, his perversion takes priority. So he figures out a way to get the job done, while also achieving his (un)fair share of ogling. . . . Read more