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Dubious Talent of the Day

GiggleSugar — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:00:00 -0700

On a recent episode of America's Got Talent, the lovely and talented Busty Heart busted up some objects with her ample assets. My favorite part of this (besides the aforementioned destruction) is the genuine shock you can see on the faces of folks in the audience. Your mouth will be hanging open after watching this, too, so plan ahead and position your hand near your chin to close it up.

Flashback: What's Love Got to Do With It?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Back in the day, the secret to unlocking a man's heart was to enhance the three B's:
Boobs, butt, and ~~brains~~ beauty.

Brains? What brains?! Scheming up an effective "mantrap" involved no thought on the part of the woman. No thought whatsoever. It was all instinct, of course.

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Japanese Boob Show Is Omigosh, So Fake

GiggleSugar — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:00:00 -0700

This is exactly why dudes have unrealistic expectations of women's bodies. I bet a few even think these ta-tas are real. And they expect all of us to have a set that can perform 360 degree rotations before powering into a projectile nipple light show. Well sorry, boys. That kind of foreplay only happens in Japan.

WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 19 May 2008 11:00:00 -0700

Sheyla Hershey is a 28-year-old woman with a dream: to have the biggest ta-tas in the world. She's already had eight surgeries, each breast has about two quarts of silicone inside, but she wants to go even bigger. (She claims that the bigger the boobs, the greater her self-esteem.) By law, American surgeons can't put any more gunk in her, but when a woman's got a dream, she can't be stopped. (Sheyla is going to give new meaning to the word "bust," and it's not going to be pretty when they do just that.)

The "Two O'Clock Titty"

GiggleSugar — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 00:02:00 -0700

Oh, San Francisco. You can live here forever and still not know all her wonders. There's the Eyeball Museum in North Beach. The parrots of Telegraph Hill. And now this. Catholic schoolboy legend has it that at 2 pm, a perfect B-cup shadow appears on the surface of St. Mary's Cathedral. And this is special because. . .there's such a shortage of breasts in our culture to view that we've gotta look to shadows on a church. Riiiight...

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If Men Had Breasts . . .

GiggleSugar — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:00:00 -0700

Believe it or not, this bouncing boobfest is sponsored by the folks of a breast cancer awareness organization. They think the best way to get women in gear to check themselves regularly is to put an over-sized pair of "fun bags" on a dude and have him laugh and frolic around as if he hasn't a care in the world - as if his ta-tas weren't susceptible to swelling, tenderness, and nasty lumps. But we'll see if he's still drooling over his newfound assets when that insufferable backache kicks in. We don't need these gimmicks, ladies. Check yourselves - for your own good. (Not his.)

Introducing: The Dramatic Cleavage

GiggleSugar — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:00:00 -0700

There's something about Granny . . .

(And you thought The Dramatic Chipmunk was sexy!)

Mommy's Little Smart Ass

GiggleSugar — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:00:00 -0800

That's how he rolls.

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Always a Bridesmaid? (NSFW)

GiggleSugar — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 02:00:00 -0800

Someone has officially lost it, in more ways than one.

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TV Host Is a Boob-Obsessed Pig

GiggleSugar — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:00:00 -0800

This TV host can't keep his mind or eyes off the ladies standing behind him. Yes, behind him. Forget the fact that he's got a show to host, his perversion takes priority. So he figures out a way to get the job done, while also achieving his (un)fair share of ogling. . . .