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Flashback: '80s Bollywood Music Vid

GiggleSugar — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:00:00 -0800

If we think that the Bollywood music vids of today look and sound like madness run amok, then imagine what they delivered back in the '80s. Hmm. . .a bouncy sequined mess of cheesy choreography coupled with an ensemble of spazoids posing as second-rate cheerleaders while wearing cheap, over-sized animal head masks? Why yes, that's exactly what Bollywood served up in the '80s! Surprise, surprise.

May He Poop on My Knee?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:00:00 -0800

I love that Ben, the guy who made up the "translation" for this Bollywood video, feels compelled to tell us, "This is not a real translation. It's just what I think it sounds like." Well, what do you know! You mean, "Would you mustard my hole with a genie, baby?" isn't really one of the lyrics? I'm actually kinda disappointed.

Bollywood Music Lyrics: Misheard and Improved!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 01:00:00 -0800

By improved, I mean these lyrics make absolutely no sense, but their incoherence is our hilarity. Case in point: "Come see me eat nipples, eat nipples, eat nipples." Actually, color me unsurprised if Heidi Klum drops this line in her next commercial spot for Victoria's Secret. You just wait . . .

Hey Everybody, It's the Condom Song!

GiggleSugar — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 02:30:00 -0700

This just in from the Bollywood PSA vault: the 6-minute long condom song. It's got animation, sing-a-long lyrics, wacky mascots, and even a dancing chorus, but I'm not sure if a guy dressed as a condom and issuing threats is gonna do the trick...

Misheard Bollywood Music Lyrics

GiggleSugar — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 13:00:00 -0700

We featured a "loose translation" of this popular Bollywood song a while back, but the following is the misheard lyrics version. If we believe everything our ears tell us, then the Bollywood bandwagon seems like a kinky good time! The unfashionable blue jeans and multi-colored t-shirts aren't workin' for me, though...

Bollywood Idol, Anyone?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:00:00 -0700

Mr. Lover-Lover here is auditioning for "Pop Stars: The Rivals," a UK show with mission to create two competing pop groups. Although he's entertaining, something tells me our guy ain't gonna make the cut. But methinks he has Bollywood written all over him. Without further ado, ~~drum~~ hip roll please...

Bollywood Makes Big Sissy Of Superman

GiggleSugar — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 01:00:00 -0700

It's a bird...it's a plane...it's a hormone driven, Bollywood Sissyman! Yes, that's right folks. Someone mistranslated the memo about Superman being a "superhero," because the Bollywood version is more like a super-zero. He may be able to fly, but he spends more time dancing and trying to make a move on Spiderwoman than he does fighting off any bad guys. Some Superman.

Update on the Little Superstar

GiggleSugar — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:47:43 -0800

The Little Superstar became a viral video sensation when folks found this clip of him showing off his mad skillz as a dancer. Now all grown up, he teaches dancing in India. Even years later, that strange little video has influenced copy-cats.

What Playing with a Wii Looks Like

GiggleSugar — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:00:00 -0800

I take it this is a very rough translation of the original singing in this Bollywood clip. People really do look like this with a Wii, though. I just wish they put it down their pants the way Jason Chen of Gizmodo does.

_ Is The New _

GiggleSugar — Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:23:48 -0800

Gwen is the new Bollywood Rock Star.

Watch the two videos below and you'll find that they share more than a few common denominators. To wind it down for you: there's the heavily costumed, "what the hell is everyone wearing in this music video?" factor, in addition to the not so subtle, over-the-top production number choreography. ...And let's not forget about the ubiquitous RANDOM RANDOMNESS.

Gwen Stefani: "Wind It Up"

Bollywood Rock Star