If we think that the Bollywood music vids of today look and sound like madness run amok, then imagine what they delivered back in the '80s. Hmm. .
By improved, I mean these lyrics make absolutely no sense, but their incoherence is our hilarity. Case in point: "Come see me eat nipples, eat nipples, eat nipples." Actually, color me unsurprised if Heidi Klum drops this line in her next commercial spot for Victoria's Secret.
This just in from the Bollywood PSA vault: the 6-minute long condom song. It's got animation, sing-a-long lyrics, wacky mascots, and even a dancing chorus, but I'm not sure if a guy dressed as a condom and issuing threats is gonna do the trick...
We featured a "loose translation" of this popular Bollywood song a while back, but the following is the misheard lyrics version. If we believe everything our ears tell us, then the Bollywood bandwagon seems like a kinky good time! The unfashionable blue jeans and multi-colored t-shirts aren't workin' for me, though...
Mr. Lover-Lover here is auditioning for "Pop Stars: The Rivals," a UK show with mission to create two competing pop groups. Although he's entertaining, something tells me our guy ain't gonna make the cut.
It's a bird...it's a plane...it's a hormone driven, Bollywood Sissyman! Yes, that's right folks. Someone mistranslated the memo about Superman being a "superhero," because the Bollywood version is more like a super-zero.
The Little Superstar became a viral video sensation when folks found this clip of him showing off his mad skillz as a dancer. Now all grown up, he teaches dancing in India. Even years later, that strange little video has influenced copy-cats.
I take it this is a very rough translation of the original singing in this Bollywood clip. People really do look like this with a Wii, though. I just wish they put it down their pants the way Jason Chen of Gizmodo does.
Gwen is the new Bollywood Rock Star.
Watch the two videos below and you'll find that they share more than a few common denominators. To wind it down for you: there's the heavily costumed, "what the hell is everyone wearing in this music video?"