Nearly two decades ago, he was an ordinary white rapper trying to make a name for himself in the business and this homemade music vid was his ticket to fame — or it was supposed to be. Eighteen years later, the vid went viral on the Internet and our average (middle-aged) homeboy is now back to bank on his 15 minutes of fame. Denny Blazin' Hazen hasn't changed one bit.
We've seen our share of bad white boy rappers on GiggleSugar, but along comes a North Carolina traffic reporter named Jenny who makes Blazin' Hazen look pretty darn rap-tastic. Word of advice: Don't quit your day job, Jenny. Lady Sovereign, you are not.
Those eyes. Those lips. That...cardigan.
But without the talent or the irony. (This was made in 1990.) Skip to 1:04 unless you want to hear him whine on and on about how you'll be "blazed" once you hear his music and watch his video. You will be, alright, if "blazed" means "laughing so hard you're about to pee in your pants."
Valentine's Day is one of the few days of the year when GiggleSugar takes a break from dissing the douchebags of the world to pay homage to the Sexy Beasts. Who are we talking about? Guys like David Hasselhoff, Maury Povich, and the struggling rap artist of yore, Blazin' Hazen.
JennaV's been reading GiggleSugar for so long, she remembers who one of our favorite "so bad he's good" rappers is (see below). She's funny, nice and has some awesome blogs. Without further adieu, let's welcome JennaV into the spotlight!
GiggleSugar and Blazin' Hazen wish you Happy Holidays!
When I discovered this ad for an instructional white boy dance video, my favorite rhythmically challenged "Average Homeboy" of all time came to mind- none other than Danny Blazin' Hazen. In fact, I'm wondering if he jacked a few of his white boy shuffle skillz from this how-to video...because that "double squat, spin, clap, and point" move is looking awfully familiar.