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Buzz Lines: What's Your Favorite Quote From Billy Madison?

BuzzSugar — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 09:30:00 PDT

For this week's edition of Buzz Lines, we're going way back to the movie that put Adam Sandler on the map. The irresistibly immature Billy Madison is chock-full of one-liners; we had a hard time just picking three to start you off with! Check out our picks, then submit your own.

"Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. . . " - Billy
"If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits." - Juanita
"No milk will ever be our milk." - Veronica

Dish! Who Deserves the "Everyone Is Now Dumber" Rant?

GiggleSugar — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 13:00:00 PDT

Anytime Heidi, Spencer, Justin Bobby, or (insert name here) utters a word on The Hills, I can't help but hear the following rant in my head. I only continue to follow the show in anticipation of the moment Lauren's surprisingly down-to-earth and fabulously blunt friend, "Lo," opens her mouth to say some variation of this dude's remarks. Listen up and tell me what TV personality, douchebag, or viral video star (ahem, Miss Teen South Carolina) you think deserves to hear the following:

Which Is Better: Shampoo or Conditioner?

GiggleSugar — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:00:00 PST

You may think they work as a team, but shampoo and conditioner have been in an ongoing tug-of-war to meet your everyday hair-care needs since the fall of stank and rise of hygienic courtesy. Every day we lather up and rinse out, but have we ever considered, which of our two hair-care products is "better"? This week's very informative and important poll is brought to you by my favorite man-child, Billy Madison:

Buzz Lines: What's Your Favorite Quote From The Wedding Singer?

Lizzie Fuhr — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 03:05:00 PST

After a string of absurdly silly flicks like Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore, Adam Sandler showed us his softer side in The Wedding Singer. When Robbie's shallow girlfriend leaves him at the altar, the struggling wedding singer meets the bright-eyed and adorable Julia (Drew Barrymore) who is unfortunately engaged to a jerk. Throughout the movie, Robbie and Julia try to make sense of their newfound friendship, but fall in love and get married after Robbie makes the ultimate grand gesture on an airplane. This movie may be sweet, but it's also full of funny laugh-out-loud lines. Here are a few of my faves, but be sure to add yours in the comments below!

"Well I have a microphone, and you don't, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!" - Robbie
"I have no clean tupperware. Hold out your hands!" - Rosie
"Oh, I don't think anybody could puke more than that kid. I think I saw a boot come out of him." - Robbie

What to TiVo: Saturday

BuzzSugar — Fri, 20 May 2011 23:59:00 PDT

8:00 Spider-Man 3

8:00 Hawaii Five-0 (repeat)
9:00 NCIS (repeat)
10:00 48 Hours Mystery (new)

8:00 MLB Baseball

8:00 Chase (new)
9:00 Law & Order: Los Angeles (repeat)
10:00 Law & Order: SVU (repeat)
11:30 Saturday Night Live (new, season finale, with guests Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga)

8:00 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

More to watch when you

8:00 Billy Madison
8:00 Mob Wives (new)

9:00 Monster-in-Law

9:15 The Longest Yard

8:30 Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

What to TiVo: Saturday

BuzzSugar — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 23:59:00 PDT

8:00 College Football: LSU at West Virginia

8:00 Person of Interest (repeat)
9:00 Unforgettable (repeat)
10:00 48 Hours Mystery (new)

8:00 Cops (new)
8:30 Cops (repeat)
9:00 American Dad (repeat)
9:30 The Cleveland Show (repeat)
11:00 Hell's Kitchen (repeat)

8:00 Harry's Law (repeat)
9:00 Prime Suspect (repeat)
10:00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (repeat)
11:30 Saturday Night Live (new, season premiere with guests Alec Baldwin and Radiohead)

What to TiVo: Friday

BuzzSugar — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 23:59:28 PDT

8:00 Shark Tank (repeat)
9:00 Karaoke Battle USA (new)
10:00 20/20 (new)
12:00 Jimmy Kimmel Live (new, with guest Kristin Chenoweth)

8:00 48 Hours Mystery (repeat)
9:00 CSI: NY (repeat)
10:00 Blue Bloods (repeat)
11:30 Late Show With David Letterman (repeat, with guest Julia Roberts)
12:30 The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson (new, with guest Alfred Molina)

8:00 Kitchen Nightmares (repeat)
9:00 Fringe (repeat)

8:00 Friends With Benefits (new)
8:30 Friends With Benefits (new)
9:00 Dateline NBC (new)
11:35 The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (new, with guests Bill Maher and Octavia Spencer)
12:35 Late Night With Jimmy Fallon (new, with guests Lauren Graham and Joel Edgerton)

8:00 Nikita (repeat)
9:00 Supernatural (repeat)

More shows to watch when you

9:00 The School of Rock

10:00 The Soup (new)
10:30 Fashion Police (new)

9:00 The Proposal

10:00 Roseanne's Nuts (new)
10:30 Roseanne's Nuts (new)

10:00 Billy Madison

9:50 The Karate Kid

9:00 What Women Want

9:00 Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta (new)
10:00 Four Weddings (new)

8:00 Hitch

What to TiVo: Saturday

BuzzSugar — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 23:59:00 PDT

8:00 NASCAR Racing: Sprint Cup

8:00 NFL Football: Exhibition Patriots at Lions

8:00 Cops (repeat)
8:30 Cops (repeat)
9:00 American Dad (repeat)
9:30 The Cleveland Show (repeat)
11:00 Fringe (repeat)

8:00 A Walk in My Shoes
10:00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (repeat)
11:30 Saturday Night Live (repeat, with guests Paul Rudd and Paul McCartney)

More shows to watch when you

8:00 Toy Story
10:00 Toy Story 2

9:00 Godfrey: Black By Accident (new)

8:00 Sweet Home Alabama

8:00 How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

8:00 Failure to Launch

9:00 Shooter
11:30 The Rock

9:00 Billy Madison
11:00 Fast Times at Ridgemont High

10:00 Romancing the Stone