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For this week's edition of Buzz Lines, we're going way back to the movie that put Adam Sandler on the map. The irresistibly immature Billy Madison is chock-full of one-liners; we had a hard time just picking three to start you off with! Check out our picks, then submit your own. "Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. . . " — Billy "If you're gonna stay Read more
Anytime Heidi, Spencer, Justin Bobby, or (insert name here) utters a word on The Hills, I can't help but hear the following rant in my head. I only continue to follow the show in anticipation of the moment Lauren's surprisingly down-to-earth and fabulously blunt friend, "Lo," opens her mouth to say some variation of this dude's remarks. Listen up and tell me what TV personality, douchebag, or Read more
You may think they work as a team, but shampoo and conditioner have been in an ongoing tug-of-war to meet your everyday hair-care needs since the fall of stank and rise of hygienic courtesy. Every day we lather up and rinse out, but have we ever considered, which of our two hair-care products is "better"? This week's very informative and important poll is brought to you by my favorite man-child, Read more
After a string of absurdly silly flicks like Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore, Adam Sandler showed us his softer side in The Wedding Singer. When Robbie's shallow girlfriend leaves him at the altar, the struggling wedding singer meets the bright-eyed and adorable Julia (Drew Barrymore) who is unfortunately engaged to a jerk. Throughout the movie, Robbie and Julia try to make sense of their Read more
8:00 College Football: LSU at West Virginia 8:00 Person of Interest (repeat) 9:00 Unforgettable (repeat) 10:00 48 Hours Mystery (new) 8:00 Cops (new) 8:30 Cops (repeat) 9:00 American Dad (repeat) 9:30 The Cleveland Show (repeat) 11:00 Hell's Kitchen (repeat) 8:00 Harry's Law (repeat) 9:00 Prime Suspect (repeat) 10:00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (repeat) 11:30 Saturday Night Live Read more
8:00 Shark Tank (repeat) 9:00 Karaoke Battle USA (new) 10:00 20/20 (new) 12:00 Jimmy Kimmel Live (new, with guest Kristin Chenoweth) 8:00 48 Hours Mystery (repeat) 9:00 CSI: NY (repeat) 10:00 Blue Bloods (repeat) 11:30 Late Show With David Letterman (repeat, with guest Julia Roberts) 12:30 The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson (new, with guest Alfred Molina) 8:00 Kitchen Nightmares Read more
8:00 NASCAR Racing: Sprint Cup 8:00 NFL Football: Exhibition Patriots at Lions 8:00 Cops (repeat) 8:30 Cops (repeat) 9:00 American Dad (repeat) 9:30 The Cleveland Show (repeat) 11:00 Fringe (repeat) 8:00 A Walk in My Shoes 10:00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (repeat) 11:30 Saturday Night Live (repeat, with guests Paul Rudd and Paul McCartney) More shows to watch when Read more
8:00 Spider-Man 3 8:00 Hawaii Five-0 (repeat) 9:00 NCIS (repeat) 10:00 48 Hours Mystery (new) 8:00 MLB Baseball 8:00 Chase (new) 9:00 Law & Order: Los Angeles (repeat) 10:00 Law & Order: SVU (repeat) 11:30 Saturday Night Live (new, season finale, with guests Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga) 8:00 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire More to watch when you read more Read more
