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Flashback: What's Love Got to Do With It?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Back in the day, the secret to unlocking a man's heart was to enhance the three B's:
Boobs, butt, and ~~brains~~ beauty.

Brains? What brains?! Scheming up an effective "mantrap" involved no thought on the part of the woman. No thought whatsoever. It was all instinct, of course.

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Do You See What I See?

GiggleSugar — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:00:00 -0700

That's right: a giant fortune cookie! And maybe a big, curvaceous bum, but that's only if I drag my mind down the gutter. Which is exactly what the following "nature shots" require: a filthy mind and a juvenile amusement with the nether regions of the human body. Hee-hee. (If super-sexy lawnscapes are more your thing, click here.)

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Japanese Boob Show Is Omigosh, So Fake

GiggleSugar — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:00:00 -0700

This is exactly why dudes have unrealistic expectations of women's bodies. I bet a few even think these ta-tas are real. And they expect all of us to have a set that can perform 360 degree rotations before powering into a projectile nipple light show. Well sorry, boys. That kind of foreplay only happens in Japan.

"That Guy" Is Just Not That Into You

GiggleSugar — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 07:00:00 -0700

But he's into that tank top. We know where this is going . . .

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Douche of the Day

GiggleSugar — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 14:00:00 -0700

While the regular joes partake in douchebaggery, the cream of the crap try their hand at douche-grab-bery. (Think the Terminator is our boob bandit? Look again.)

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Guess What She's Selling?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 06 May 2008 11:10:00 -0700

Our friends in Japan never cease to entertain. Leave it to them to give an ordinary product some extraordinary ~~packaging~~ "enhancements" to entice male consumers. You know what they say - sex sells. The question is: What exactly is our gal selling? (Besides blatant sexism.)

If Men Had Breasts . . .

GiggleSugar — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:00:00 -0700

Believe it or not, this bouncing boobfest is sponsored by the folks of a breast cancer awareness organization. They think the best way to get women in gear to check themselves regularly is to put an over-sized pair of "fun bags" on a dude and have him laugh and frolic around as if he hasn't a care in the world - as if his ta-tas weren't susceptible to swelling, tenderness, and nasty lumps. But we'll see if he's still drooling over his newfound assets when that insufferable backache kicks in. We don't need these gimmicks, ladies. Check yourselves - for your own good. (Not his.)

Mommy's Little Smart Ass

GiggleSugar — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:00:00 -0800

That's how he rolls.

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Would You, Could You Accept a Free Boob Job?

GiggleSugar — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:00:00 -0800

The Internet has got to be kidding us: there's a social networking website with free boob jobs up for grabs. Women who want plastic surgery, but can't afford it, establish profiles and the users who visit the site can donate any amount of money to any woman's cause. The donations add up and women can actually raise enough funds to fully cover the costs of the enhancements they want. In my opinion, it's a sad day when this sort of giving is considered worthwhile philanthropic activity. What do you think of this new kind of online "charity?"

Undressed to Ill (NSFW)

GiggleSugar — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 12:30:00 -0800

Lady takes off her sweatshirt and gets a round of applause. Lady wonders why . . .