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Front Page: Gates and Crowley Drink and Make Up
- The "beer summit" came and went last night. The president drank Bud Light, Sgt. Crowley drank Blue Moon, Professor Gates drank a Samuel Adams Light, and Joe Biden drank a nonalcoholic beer.
Ruh Roh!
The female equivalent of having a ringtone that says "I'm a tits and ass man" would basically be any song by Peaches. (F*ck the Pain Away, with its charming first line, comes to mind.) But this commercial begs a couple questions. First of all, why is beer associated with douchebaggery?
Jimmy Carter's Unintentional Legacy: Beer Making
Who knew we had Jimmy Carter to thank for honey-orange wheat ale? With an orange slice.
In 1978, Carter changed the post-Prohibition law that prohibited home beer brewing while permitting home wine making.
Germans Raise Steins to Oktoberfest, and Drunk Driving?
Chancellor Angela Merkel and her fellow German politicians gathered in Berlin yesterday to kick off that city's beer festival. Beer lovers will tap Munich on Saturday, when Oktoberfest officially begins.
Guenther Beckstein, the governor of Bavaria, which includes Munich raised eyebrows recently when he said, "If one drinks the two liters over six or seven hours at the Oktoberfest, it is still possible" to drive.
Why Dudes Have Dogs: Self-Motivated Reason #265
Man's best friend? More like man's best doormat. We all know that bachelors use their dogs as ploys to pick up chicks in the park, but dudes also get dogs to help around the house.
May He Rest in Yeast
This 67-year-old Chicago man is planning for the future — with the end in mind. He's survived five whopping heart attacks and has come to terms with passing away someday, but not before getting his custom made Pabst Blue Ribbon beer can inspired casket completed in time for his departure. If the dude's life "revolves" around his fave beer, then why can't his afterlife?
Driving Under the Influence of Dumbass
This dude is never talking his way out of a ticket.
Thanks, College Humor!
What Do Your Drinking Habits Say About How You Vote?
Beer guzzlers are more likely to vote Republican, and wine connoisseurs are more likely to vote Democrat. That's according to refreshing poll results released by CNN and the Opinion Research Corporation about how drinking habits correlate to voting.
John McCain's lead among brewski drinkers, however, evaporates against Barack Obama, as the two are tied among that group in a head-to-head match up.
Proposition 3-17: Make St Patrick's Day an Official Holiday
Guinness's plan to make St Patrick's Day an official US holiday is either a courageous campaign on behalf of Irish Americans, creative marketing, or both. The beer company is pairing everyone's favorite Irish holiday with politics. "Proposition 3-17" would make St Patrick's Day an official US Holiday, just like President's Day, the Fourth of July, Martin Luther King Jr. Day, etc.
Frat Boy Thought He Aced the Exam. . .
Frat boy has a point, though. (No partial credit?)
Thanks, College Humor!
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