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Behold! The Beef Jerky Chanel Bag

GiggleSugar — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 11:00:00 -0800

Why stash beef jerky in your bag when you can just chew it right off your bag! (I would kill to see a well-dressed woman doing that on public transportation - imagine the reactions!) Created by design student genius Nancy Wu at the Art Center College of Design in Pasadena, CA, this 100-percent Beef Jerky Chanel bag project is a commentary of sorts on designer accessories. Whatever the commentary is, all I can say is that from far away, this looks like weathered snakeskin. It's kinda brilliant and gross at the same time. Wanna see some closeups? Then read more.

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Product of the Day: Jeff Foxworthy Beef Jerky

GiggleSugar — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 14:00:00 -0700

There's nothing funnier than a bad press release. You can just imagine marketing people sitting around trying to make something like Jeff Foxworthy Beef Jerky sound...important. Let's see how bad it can get: "The low-carb dieting trend has thrusted meat snacks into the media spotlight." Thrusted, eh? "Jerky appeals to a wider demographic, including women, children and health-conscious consumers." Yeah, right. "Jeff Foxworthy is the ideal celebrity brand to market Monogram's jerky products..." yaddah, yaddah. Having said that, I'd still try it.

Product of the Day: Brief Jerky

GiggleSugar — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 05:00:00 -0700

What does this have to do with the 4th of July, you ask? Well, almost nothing, unless you consider that, in the Land of the Free, a grown man can choose to put on a pair of bedazzled, be-rhinestoned, Beef Jerky lace-up manties--"Brief Jerky" for short, and no one can do a damn thing about it. Oh, people may shun him, laugh in his face, anything short of a wedgie (too tough). But he'll continue to play badminton and whatever else he wants to. It's America.

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GiggleSugar — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 04:01:00 -0800

Lighten Up: GQ Slams the Border on Lou Dobbs

CitizenSugar — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:03:52 -0800

I picked up this month's GQ to take a peek at the article on the candidates' wives that nyaradzom2001was raving about (it's totally funny by the way, worth picking up the issue - plus there's a great group interview with The Daily Show kids) and I found this: an open letter to Lou Dobbs. Dobbs, the simultaneously lambasted and loved CNN talking head has found his message: "no immigrants allowed." The kids at GQ, are quick to give him the mag equivalent of a towel snap - and hard.

Sagely advising him to, among other things, remember that we're all immigrants and "stop being such a hard ass" because he's not Bill O'Reilly, they invite Dobbs on a little trip south of the border saying,

You can even stop by and say hi to your rifle-wielding pals, the Minutemen. We can bring them beef jerky and beer and a bunch of pop-up books with really big pictures to pass the time.

And bringing home their hilarious plea for compassion, my favorite:

The point is, a couple hundred years ago, Americans would never have dreamed of closing the borders to people seeking refuge here. Don't believe us? Ask Larry [King] - he was there.

Well, Lou - sometimes it's funny 'cause it's true.

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30 Seconds of Uncensored Male Thought

GiggleSugar — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 02:00:00 -0700

It's not as painful as you think, but it's still a bumpy ride. So strap in, cuz it's hard to keep up with this sex, draft beer, mile-high club, chicken wings train-of-thought. Predictable? Yes. Can I point the finger? No. When it comes to nachos, beef jerky, pizza, fried bologna sandwich train-of-thought, I get a teensy bit obsessive too. (Thanks, eBaum's World!)

Dressed To Ill

GiggleSugar — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 13:00:00 -0700

Body By Beef Jerky. (And some people say you can't be a female bodybuilder and look delicate and demure.)

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