Why stash beef jerky in your bag when you can just chew it right off your bag! (I would kill to see a well-dressed woman doing that on public transportation — imagine the reactions!) Created by design student genius Nancy Wu at the Art Center College of Design in Pasadena, CA, this 100-percent Beef Jerky Chanel bag project is a commentary of sorts on designer accessories. Whatever the commentary is, all I can say is that from far away, this looks like weathered snakeskin.
There's nothing funnier than a bad press release. You can just imagine marketing people sitting around trying to make something like Jeff Foxworthy Beef Jerky sound...important. Let's see how bad it can get: "The low-carb dieting trend has thrusted meat snacks into the media spotlight."
What does this have to do with the 4th of July, you ask? Well, almost nothing, unless you consider that, in the Land of the Free, a grown man can choose to put on a pair of bedazzled, be-rhinestoned, Beef Jerky lace-up manties--"Brief Jerky" for short, and no one can do a damn thing about it. Oh, people may shun him, laugh in his face, anything short of a wedgie (too tough).
I picked up this month's GQ to take a peek at the article on the candidates' wives that nyaradzom2001was raving about (it's totally funny by the way, worth picking up the issue — plus there's a great group interview with The Daily Show kids) and I found this: an open letter to Lou Dobbs. Dobbs, the simultaneously lambasted and loved CNN talking head has found his message: "no immigrants allowed." The kids at GQ, are quick to give him the mag equivalent of a towel snap — and hard.
It's not as painful as you think, but it's still a bumpy ride. So strap in, cuz it's hard to keep up with this sex, draft beer, mile-high club, chicken wings train-of-thought. Predictable?
Body By Beef Jerky. (And some people say you can't be a female bodybuilder and look delicate and demure.)
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