"It is 5:37am into the 1st day of March, spring is just like a sexy girl waking up from its dream at this very moment in the darkness, wind tired in the coldness of the air dancing, trying to find home, like All of us still lost on set in the 70th back in time of the 'Love Ranch', lights, mini skirts, laughter, poisoned red wine, tangled with sex smoke its perfum..." (sic)
— D-lister, shoplifter and nipple-exposer extraordinaire, Bai "ding a" Ling, from her blog.
Oy to the vey. What is wrong with this woman? Not only does it look like she gets dressed in the dark after doing a lot of crack, (the Bai Ling "Nipple Slip" is practically legendary) but she dances like she's exorcising evil spirits from her body in a voodoo ceremony.
Twenty-year-old dancer Robert Muraine is not exactly engaging in partner-friendly dancing. (Unless his partner was Bai "Ding a" Ling.) This contestant on So You Think You Can Dance? is entertaining, no doubt, but he's kinda freaking me out.